So I came up a dollar short and a day late. Its like your having your period and your a guy. Yeah I know that would be fucked up....like having to answer where you got those hemorrhoids from when your unemployed...I mean plumbers crack is bad enough. We dont want an amorphous blob attack to go with it.
Yeah...Ahem. YEAH. Thrill kill and all that shit. But this isn't Craigslist buddy, this is New York Fucking City. No not really that either but I wish it was sometimes. Sans tranny street fighters and metro city muggers....that shit can stay in Detroit.
Eat Tha Ditch
I'm about as much alien nation as I am self anal mutilation....And we all know how that goes...it always leads to diacritical retaliation. So hide your daughters eastern Europe cause I like em from Dracula town and the ones that you eat on thanksgiving work for me too.
So Im still wondering how Greg Capullo. Yeah I bet some of you guys know his ass from ink master or whatever with that other dueche bag dave navaro, became dc's top talent...least in like 2013-2015 he did or whatever. I mean...he's outselling Jim Lee? He's doing it because he puts the books out Im sure....he's doing it cause well Superman Sucks a donkey rod....and Batmans getting the big bat Aflleck push...balls up butthole if you ask me but....whatever.
You know I have to wonder why they flaunt so many things from the past....and why I somehow fall right into the trap...well more so than other more "affluent" men of pale skin kind of like myself. I mean They say death rides the pale horse....right? Well I dont think I pass as the lone ranger so much as Tonto. Wait...what?
Yeah I lost a blog I wrote at work to celebrate my new promotion. Which is old now. Like stone cold stunned, beaten raped and then shot, then dug up reupped rinse repeat. I mean it was great to be sure, not like a leaky washing machine with an odd aroma of seamen coming out...and my wife is not pregnant by the mail man....as I dont have one.
Don’t Bring It Down
The four is growing. I have been missing a lot of work of late. Yeah for me two days, involuntary in a year. That’s with the shit. Kills me. I mean you have to work seven days and hate them all just to make your bills in today's economy right?
Bed Of Dozes
Start it off with a Bret Micheal's and *Sight*.
Yeah. So I been thinking. Yes I do that time to time, even if it can be perceived as bad, and I have to realize I'm an adult…shocker there eh? I mean I have only been blogging since I was like twenty seven…and that was like twenty years ago? You do the math if you can find where it all started.
Met Al Course
'New laptop coming along...I say I dont write enough? Yeah well I got a backlog as long as your rap sheet to prove that wrong eh? And speaking of writing enough...why is it so much metal core has the same riff just with a different set of guitars and effects? I mean unholy confessions was like twenty years ago and I keep hearing that line from the intro.
Yeah I put on a movie today just to kinda distract...while working on ironing out some issues with my old laptop that feel victim to someones careless coffee habit. The prognosis is positive...just waiting on the parts for the full repair now. But that's not where this was going...I put on the Steve Jobs movie with that tart Ashton Kutcher. Its a good movie...albeit boring....but well done from what I have paid attention to. Of course it could be better for most since its got that thought provoking quality to it.
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