Then of course I started to believe the hype at twenty five. When all the boy muscles I had grown into man muscles went away. Yeah I got a real mans body, fat and misproportioned and all. Wow thanks genealogy. Go from A+ to sloth from the Goonies in t minus one summer. Then you know you could reclaim that body...but peeling off the years and years of abuse for your body is like going home with doctor Phil while Oprah watches.
So yeah I say one day Ill do it. And one day pigs will fly...I mean with all the regulations why not? As long as they have all the papers in place...who should stop them? What pigs cant fly? What about the one in the commercials? Ah yeah gotcha on that one didn't I. Quick run over and hit the secret sequence to unlock the mysteries of lie.....G.O.O...wait. Better not say it...that's hits like Bloody Mary and beetle juices love child....scary shit
awaits on that side of the door.
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