Yeah...Ahem. YEAH. Thrill kill and all that shit. But this isn't Craigslist buddy, this is New York Fucking City. No not really that either but I wish it was sometimes. Sans tranny street fighters and metro city muggers....that shit can stay in Detroit.
So where are we this week? Faces of death? Wasn't that some seventies shit? and mostly staged? Yeah probably. Shit looked faked anyways. I mean you could just put on a porno with John Holmes and a midget and achieve the same effect condom or not. But hey that's just for sport. So lets get on to the subject at hand shall we?
Oh. We need a subject first...damn. OK how about a little insight into the dark side? No not that scary music wood themed intro, how about aging. Yeah as you know I have been in the business for some years now....though I assure you I look young dumb and full of...some things better not discussed in front of children, and I may or may not have a grey beard...its the sun I tell you!
OK so I started back to the gym, and the Bjj. No that's nothing to do with facials or open throat surgery on surly vagabond women who may or may not be under the influence.....no its the ever popular Brazilian Jui Jitsu...which is a bit more "art" than I care for but was none the less allowing my bones to readjust and feel their youth for what it is again......for about a month.
Then, like fat man and little boy, i get the bloody throat cough and threw my back out. Talk about blast from the past. I mean Al Bundy has a Bjj black belt and he's over sixty, is this what they mean by the years have not been kind? Have I just sat here in this coffin for that long? No, cause even Christopher "Dracula" Lee has a healthier bed side manner than I do.
FFS. Now what? Write more for you guys? Well maybe if you let me put something in your hands...or you put something green in mine....MONEY only. I know a lot of things can be green asshole, try anything but the route of all evil and risk joining the ranks of your gay ancestors.
Oh how did I know they were gay? why I'm a psychic now....didn't you know? So pony up that dollar a minute and ill jack off into the phone and predict an ear infection in your future....
Oh. We need a subject first...damn. OK how about a little insight into the dark side? No not that scary music wood themed intro, how about aging. Yeah as you know I have been in the business for some years now....though I assure you I look young dumb and full of...some things better not discussed in front of children, and I may or may not have a grey beard...its the sun I tell you!
OK so I started back to the gym, and the Bjj. No that's nothing to do with facials or open throat surgery on surly vagabond women who may or may not be under the influence.....no its the ever popular Brazilian Jui Jitsu...which is a bit more "art" than I care for but was none the less allowing my bones to readjust and feel their youth for what it is again......for about a month.
Then, like fat man and little boy, i get the bloody throat cough and threw my back out. Talk about blast from the past. I mean Al Bundy has a Bjj black belt and he's over sixty, is this what they mean by the years have not been kind? Have I just sat here in this coffin for that long? No, cause even Christopher "Dracula" Lee has a healthier bed side manner than I do.
FFS. Now what? Write more for you guys? Well maybe if you let me put something in your hands...or you put something green in mine....MONEY only. I know a lot of things can be green asshole, try anything but the route of all evil and risk joining the ranks of your gay ancestors.
Oh how did I know they were gay? why I'm a psychic now....didn't you know? So pony up that dollar a minute and ill jack off into the phone and predict an ear infection in your future....
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