Nightmare on elm street....everyone over twenty five remembers at least one of the what eight or so flicks? Slasher films...nor horror...sick satirical comedic...kind of spiraled out of control after the initial iteration but still good movies I would suppose. The first one was excellent and set up a hell of a story which I'm sure you know about by now...if you dont...fuck it just stop reading. I'm not gonna spoiler this shit for you since if you haven't seen it your not a fan.
Well I let this guy, a wolf spider? No, a Grass Spider, move in since he has a web which is easily viewed etc. Then I sit down at my computer to watch some Hulu while I ponder my day and lament this fucking cut on my finger tip.
Now this time...last time...Promise. No I am once again lying as I can see the future but refuse to divulge what will be for this blog and ye. Yes like two girls one truck...dont ask this Justin Beiber fist fuck does have some serious content sometimes...so to get on with it like Bruce Buffer, a fruit ninja and three stray cats, I present to you.....
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