So I came up a dollar short and a day late. Its like your having your period and your a guy. Yeah I know that would be fucked up....like having to answer where you got those hemorrhoids from when your unemployed...I mean plumbers crack is bad enough. We dont want an amorphous blob attack to go with it.
Well I say can be..probably is...a cry for help. I dont remember if nut sager said desperate or not. See his blog was one since I was making his girlfriend at the time cum the abc's and 123's. Yeah I used to be the Charles Bronson of putting pussy on blast.
Wait did he say the Bogey man? Yeah. And he's in cahoots with big foot and got a surplus of panty hose hidden in a drawer in his own van. You know the rape van parked down by the river? Yeah. That's the place you get it put in your butt. Well maybe you like that kinda thing. I dont know. I never put my thang in anyone ass in a Van down by the river.
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