This is the obligatory, adulatory, hortatory, Batholomew Holiday Christmas blog I warned you about. My civic duty to be fulfilled, with one so skilled I can jack off left handed with a leg cramp(us).
So now it comes to my attention I should step back away and down at work. Keeping my fortune and fame for the most part anyways. Yeah. Then it has not come to said attention I cannot keep any of the fame. Just the majority of the fortune. Mis or otherwise. See how that Miss part...which turns to Mrs. always seems to ruin a mans day? No?
so while you were sleeping and dreaming your girl was sexting me. Ya and now I too can call myself big papa pump since I got so many freaks out there.
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