This is the obligatory, adulatory, hortatory, Batholomew Holiday Christmas blog I warned you about.  My civic duty to be fulfilled, with one so skilled I can jack off left handed with a leg cramp(us).

So now it comes to my attention I should step back away and down at work.  Keeping my fortune and fame for the most part anyways.  Yeah.  Then it has not come to said attention I cannot keep any of the fame.  Just the majority of the fortune.  Mis or otherwise.  See how that Miss part...which turns to Mrs.  always seems to ruin a mans day?  No? 

so while you were sleeping and dreaming your girl was sexting me.  Ya and now I too can call myself big papa pump since I got so many freaks out there.

How many times can we come here to say...how tired we are of the same old shit.  Then you still load the same shot into the needle...I mean..bullet into the gu....erm you grab the remote and go straight to the same channel.  Yeah that's it.