So I came up a dollar short and a day late.  Its like your having your period and your a guy.  Yeah I know that would be fucked up....like having to answer where you got those hemorrhoids from when your unemployed...I mean plumbers crack is bad enough.  We dont want an amorphous blob attack to go with it.

Yeah...Ahem.  YEAH.  Thrill kill and all that shit.  But this isn't Craigslist buddy, this is New York Fucking City.  No not really that either but I wish it was sometimes.  Sans tranny street fighters and metro city muggers....that shit can stay in Detroit.