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4/28/2016

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So I came up a dollar short and a day late.  Its like your having your period and your a guy.  Yeah I know that would be fucked up....like having to answer where you got those hemorrhoids from when your unemployed...I mean plumbers crack is bad enough.  We dont want an amorphous blob attack to go with it.
So now I dont know if you know or not...I quit drinking soda, cokes, mountain my favorite dew etc.  Well I will drink diet coke time to time...but I cut my carb sugars from what I drink.  I didn't do it to get healthy so much as to not get obeast.  See I noticed a scale of gain the more of them I did...it was like drugs but not as enjoyable...maybe that's why I am so prickly like a tarantula stuck to the toilet paper roll in a dark outhouse. 

I also tried to cut back breads....it sucks too.  These sandwich flats?  I swear they have fucking bugs on them  I was like sesame seeds?  I dont remember those...I bet its fucking bugs.  That's my luck and you know what if it is?  Ill eat them hoes anyways.  I am on a fuckin mission here.  And did you know this is a blog that came as a filler?  But like pie filler its so good I cant resist saying I am happy about it.

This one is the illegitimate prodigal son blog now....and it actually needs to be here.  You need to know about my healthy start days....you need to feel the burn!  and for once its not gonorrhea...well I dont think it is.  Anyways.  Cutting shit isn't as bad as I thought and i accidentally got a real cherry coke one day...it came out instead of a zero cherry...I didn't notice till i couldn't drink it very fast.  Ya I acclimated to no sugar...it was ok but tasted kinda thick and not good like a thick chick......so i drank a couple ounces and tossed it. 

Maybe I will go back to smoking and soda one day together...the terrible two....I mean if I got a prognosis negative I would fuck it.  Id probably even smoke some weed. Fuck it crack and heroin if I'm a goner....fuck the bullshit.  Acid coke....ane and all that fuck em, stick it on your dick let the nurses snort it off.....wait...what?

So in closing have a nice day....dont fake it and dont do drugs.....much.  Fuck it kill yourself you only got one life to lose.  So lose it how you wanna...not how they tell you to. 
 

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