You know...more men should really use the Dennis system. I mean how many women...around here especially even know what the fuck that is? Yeah I thought so. See you ladies have been quite fortunate I never adopted said approach to your love and affection. *insert evil laugh*
Yes. I am afraid every gas station seems to be supporting this disorder now. For shame.
Oh you dont quite get what the title implied? Your not sure about the wording...or the horrible charlatan this problem has become in the lives...minds....souls of men all around your local country store.
This Cb Is For Ye
What’s in that v you ask? Maybe a vagina or a vampire…that’s on fire since my finger feels like I stuck it in Godzilla’s ass while he got a head job from a volcano…why you ask? Out of a common and reinforced need for human decency and reluctance to resuscitate old wounds like Mum Ra in that porno with your aunt Cindy…...
Tired. Nearing the end of a road. Got a new fucking keyboard. It's the progenitor's pick. Its the same model as the one it replaces. That's fucking awesome. It's like the bed in the middle of the room, you both slip off to the side of after you wake up dry mouth hung over and think...man did I fucking do that? And you wonder...why is this room so fucking bright? When do you get up in the morning?? Wtf. No curtains...no blinds? What are you some kind of serial killer? Or camcorder rapist?
Get To The Back Of Tha Line
So. I know you may be wondering....where the fuck was he last week? Well I was on vacation. Or as I have seen black friends say....Hey no racist there...they aint white or latino...so they be black damn it. Break. Yes Break. I needed one. Someone fucked it up anyways though. So you know this shit is new....and you know its just for your pleasure...ribbed and all like a spiked club.
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