You ever wonder what you would do if you had like a billion dollars? I wonder if I said that before. I probably did though huh? If I did then by all means do dig it up and cntl c it then cntl v it to me here__________. If not then go fuck yourself for wasting my time making me think I may well have had a moment of striking amnesia....that or I was trying to be a stand up comedian since all those bastards recycle the same act....so much your swear they were an extreme metal band like as faceless job for a black cowboy sounds.....wait was that right? Who cares the shit smells the same and its lame as when you get a horse with a broken leg for you fourteenth birthday...and they shoot it....and then you have a BBQ......yeah stick that one in you meth pipe and smoke it.
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So I have a confession everyone. I start blogs with the word So too much. Yeah I know. And I probably write too many of them in one day when I'm on the kick of one kind of shit too but hey its what you do and what I do and what I do is better, cause I'm the best the is was and every will be....wait am I channeling Bret Hart...no wait he's not dead yet....just a stroke victim that still wrastles...with the demons or barbiturate addiction and anal fixation on the darkness...yeah he loves black women that go to tanning beds. Hell I cant blame him I'm fond of em too, caramel to dark chocolate its all sweet to me....that's for another time though. I'm here to make this shit harder than peter north this time without the whole power bottom thing though...I don't think it pays that well does it Pete? I mean women run from this guys dick....he's an inspiration to every would be porn star out there...liftin weights with his dick and shit.
You know I love how some internet fan bois come up with the idea that places like Facebook can make your dick bigger by trying...keyword trying to talk shit to someone like me. Yeah, when you say you don't care where I come from...its obvious you didn't get the memo about the it this og has been innovating for the last decade. Oh you need a translation?
So I'm no Dice man...but hey I think this motherfucker is funny. He drops fuck as much as I do ...or is it I drop it as much as he does? I mean people say I drop it like George Carlin did...who was a big influence since I think he was the doctor that delivered me....only with some Steve Martin style tape over the eyes making him look like some kinda asian guy but hey I was just being born so what do you want from me?
I'm coming out fuck it. No not the closet mac don't get excited and shit you sick bastard. I'm coming out swinging in this blog like your dildo that your dog found when the preacher came over for diner. See I was looking at some old shit, and im like wow....that shit is raw as a motherfucker......I need to recapture that....I need to know that all this shit I stole off George Carlin isn't going to waste.........and I wonder....nae hope...George is down there smiling up at me and he is....screaming....you motherfucker!!!!!!! But I don't know if he's baking pies....or smiling but I'm sure he's in severe pain.
So Here we are back for another installment of my homage to Rob Liefeld. Well, ok not so much a homage, as it is an explanation of what I think which is of course right. Oh, its been a long time? Well fuck it I decided it needs to be a long time between epic massive the size of my cock painted red with white stripes on fire blogs. So this is going to be where we start to roll with more What If’s than a guy that didn’t know his hooker had a penis….
So y'all want an eBook? How about the book of some far begone secrets like size of the girl sitting behind the bars titts or if she shaves or not...your choice of where when or how, this is the digital age. Oh and back to that eBook? Why the fuck cant a PDF work ffs...I hate digital media for my reading of books, a comic or magazine?
Social media has become the paragon that ate the lion. Its like cannibalism by eating a chimpanzee your neighbor smuggled in from never land ranch. I cant stress enough...the fact that you should jack off with a magazine or a VHS porn tape you got out of your uncles closet every once in a while. Give it a rest. the world will be happier you did.....another angel will get its wings if you don't press the like button on that Oh so tragic picture you see on FB.....
Cut to the chase here people. If I was you and you were me....we would both go out and drink until we puked or had sex with complete strangers in insane and uncalled for positions and ways. You know its true, and that's why they had to repeal prohibition.
Put your face here. Oh wait, wrong site I'm not here to lie to you and say I fucked fifty thousand women or was it men with tits? I don't know but I aint going out with no balls on chin. And you can take that shit to church with you on Sunday and fuck it Monday night. So I been listening to this All I was Album which I'm sure is old by now right?
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