So I'm no Dice man...but hey I think this motherfucker is funny. He drops fuck as much as I do ...or is it I drop it as much as he does? I mean people say I drop it like George Carlin did...who was a big influence since I think he was the doctor that delivered me....only with some Steve Martin style tape over the eyes making him look like some kinda asian guy but hey I was just being born so what do you want from me?
Wait do you want some money? The fuck I look like your uncle that touched you in an inappropriate way or the gay uncle that fucks the ups man? Yeah I lifted that from George too, what the fuck about it? Should I do Dice? Should I talk about getting some pussy being thirty three feet tall? Or How my dick is so big I used it to hold up the leaning tower of fucking piza? Or what that I put it in some fat chicks pizza.....I cant say pussy since that would be inappropriate thought right? And how about these motherfuckers that are saying I know right? Where the fuck did that come from 1986? This isnt the motherfucking breakfast club....MOTHERFUCKER, you came up with some real bullshit up in this MOTHEFUCKER didnt you. See I can do dice by God, fuck you I can roll them bones.....
Speaking of Bones did you ever get a bone when you saw her cleavage in that show? Yeah me either, its like looking at some kinda cardboard cut out with a blow up doll pasted behind it...I was thinking maybe if they jiggle It'll twitch? Nah not really I think the fat chicks with titts on their back shaking around like Elvis will probably get more shakes from me than Micheal J Fox...ok so I did that before....fuck it kill yourself I do that shit all the time too....go fuck a soccer ball and suck a dick cause thats what you come here for.....you want me to tell your more about Freudian slips than top cock shots and apologies that dont mean shit than you can hear on a Twisted Sister album. Yeah I know you aint gonna take it anymore Dee...fuck it dont call Rob....Liefeild or england on me man....shit Im innocent.....well no...but send me money, maybe one day ill pay it back....and no im lying but thats what these here intenets are all about big titts small waist big dicks and being the most powerful motherfucker in this universe since lex luther shot tupac.
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