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Peanut Butter & Skele

7/29/2013

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Social media has become the paragon that ate the lion.  Its like cannibalism by eating a chimpanzee your neighbor smuggled in from never land ranch.  I cant stress enough...the fact that you should jack off with a magazine or a VHS porn tape you got out of your uncles closet every once in a while.  Give it a rest.  the world will be happier you did.....another angel will get its wings if you don't press the like button on that Oh so tragic picture you see on FB.....
Oh but if you don't...you don't care and are heartless motherfucking bastard?  How about you stop putting the fucking pictures up there in the first place in a lame attempt to capture something other than contempt for the human race everyone.  Try to say have a nice day in person for once to a stranger.  Make eye contact with that female.....give a homeless man some coffee...well maybe....unless he looks like he might stick a needle in your arm and bite your ear off like Mike Tyson.  Then you can just keep on walking fuck crazy people....homeless or not.  I got standards and the insane are def not on my help list sorry. 
Oh?  I'm insane you say?  Well how about we both pull out the ink blot test and jack off on it...then you take the monkeys paw and stick it up your ass before you smell the fingers.  Then we can talk about who needs help in this relationship.  A working one only mind you, as I have no time or patience for another lobotomy, unless you allow it to be performed on you first, anally.  Oh and bring a rubber hose, some blue berry pie and a two liter of Faygo.   But pour the Faygo out and fill it back up with a mixture of milk and tomato juice that has mystery meat floating in it. 
Then we can both sit down and watch blowfly girls webcam and get back down to business.

Pow wow over kids.  This was a test of the live blog emergency pod crash system.  If you or anyone you know needs help with understanding this...please go fuck yourself......now.  Thank you.
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