Social media has become the paragon that ate the lion. Its like cannibalism by eating a chimpanzee your neighbor smuggled in from never land ranch. I cant stress enough...the fact that you should jack off with a magazine or a VHS porn tape you got out of your uncles closet every once in a while. Give it a rest. the world will be happier you did.....another angel will get its wings if you don't press the like button on that Oh so tragic picture you see on FB.....
Peanut Butter & Skele
Cut to the chase here people. If I was you and you were me....we would both go out and drink until we puked or had sex with complete strangers in insane and uncalled for positions and ways. You know its true, and that's why they had to repeal prohibition.
Put your face here. Oh wait, wrong site I'm not here to lie to you and say I fucked fifty thousand women or was it men with tits? I don't know but I aint going out with no balls on chin. And you can take that shit to church with you on Sunday and fuck it Monday night. So I been listening to this All I was Album which I'm sure is old by now right?
The Rob Liefeld File Uno
Ladies and gentlemen...who surely do not give two fucks....I shameful present as promised...one obscure day in the past....The blog about Rob Liefeld. Yeah you thought omfg its a sequel to his best selling book....was it a bestseller? Is it even out? Who knows...just buy that shit! Buy five of them...get Rob to sign em and doodle on the cover...maybe he will put the pen in his ass to make it more interesting....Ok ok that aside, im going to give you a realistic analysis of the guy from the point of view of a past fan. Boring? Probably. Waste of my time? Definitely. Getting paid? Its about Rob Lifeld....of course not, but the checks in the mail....ok so here we go *que some star wars sounding shit up*
You wanna can a shit stain and call it art? Go on now dig up Andy Warhol and fuck the corpse, oral or anal it don't matter since skeletons got no face. But seriously? Wait. Did this guy just say seriously? Is it Christmas or thanksgiving or his birthday....no no and everyday bitches. I thought I would communicate in a more appropriate way...hence the slang styling that's I'm trying to pick up from the youth here today...like all these hellbillys I see at work everyday. I think they inspired me and some of the things I think/say...such as...
About The Author
Your Saint For Suicide as seen on Blood Into Blog.