You know I love how some internet fan bois come up with the idea that places like Facebook can make your dick bigger by trying...keyword trying to talk shit to someone like me. Yeah, when you say you don't care where I come from...its obvious you didn't get the memo about the it this og has been innovating for the last decade. Oh you need a translation?
So I'm no Dice man...but hey I think this motherfucker is funny. He drops fuck as much as I do ...or is it I drop it as much as he does? I mean people say I drop it like George Carlin did...who was a big influence since I think he was the doctor that delivered me....only with some Steve Martin style tape over the eyes making him look like some kinda asian guy but hey I was just being born so what do you want from me?
I'm coming out fuck it. No not the closet mac don't get excited and shit you sick bastard. I'm coming out swinging in this blog like your dildo that your dog found when the preacher came over for diner. See I was looking at some old shit, and im like wow....that shit is raw as a motherfucker......I need to recapture that....I need to know that all this shit I stole off George Carlin isn't going to waste.........and I wonder....nae hope...George is down there smiling up at me and he is....screaming....you motherfucker!!!!!!! But I don't know if he's baking pies....or smiling but I'm sure he's in severe pain.
So Here we are back for another installment of my homage to Rob Liefeld. Well, ok not so much a homage, as it is an explanation of what I think which is of course right. Oh, its been a long time? Well fuck it I decided it needs to be a long time between epic massive the size of my cock painted red with white stripes on fire blogs. So this is going to be where we start to roll with more What If’s than a guy that didn’t know his hooker had a penis….
So y'all want an eBook? How about the book of some far begone secrets like size of the girl sitting behind the bars titts or if she shaves or not...your choice of where when or how, this is the digital age. Oh and back to that eBook? Why the fuck cant a PDF work ffs...I hate digital media for my reading of books, a comic or magazine?