I Got Heart

So I have a confession everyone. I start blogs with the word So too much. Yeah I know. And I probably write too many of them in one day when I'm on the kick of one kind of shit too but hey its what you do and what I do and what I do is better, cause I'm the best the is was and every will be....wait am I channeling Bret Hart...no wait he's not dead yet....just a stroke victim that still wrastles...with the demons or barbiturate addiction and anal fixation on the darkness...yeah he loves black women that go to tanning beds. Hell I cant blame him I'm fond of em too, caramel to dark chocolate its all sweet to me....that's for another time though. I'm here to make this shit harder than peter north this time without the whole power bottom thing though...I don't think it pays that well does it Pete? I mean women run from this guys dick....he's an inspiration to every would be porn star out there...liftin weights with his dick and shit.

Speaking of shit, I was putting my finger in my ear today...yeah sexy I know....but don't lie you put yours in worse places....and then I was like hey there is something here...not my brain though. I think that shit rotted way back when I watched transformers and Gi Joe at the same time and had a stroke then a seizure and tried to take over Manhattan but the teenage mutant ninja turtles and Usagi Yojimbo called up Stan Saki and he got drunk and defeated me with a rubber chicken and three shots of Jack Daniels.

I set out this time to redefine the genre. I hope this offense and insensibility does something for you. Im trying to be serious...no not really, Im trying to help you cope. Life sucks but Im sharing that with you....put some of these words in your head and check what comes out your ass as your blow your nose....maybe it will be a clown named robbie...and he's a cannibal that eats other clowns and rapes mimes. Yeah trhat shit would fuck with you expeacially if you had a car wreak outside bozo's haunted circus and you got copaphobia........

So thats it for this week, I just thought I would let you guys unwind with some words. Not perfect words but words in red. Well no they are black but your probably color blind anyways so fuck it right? Thats my new shit. Fuck the I know right...thats for dike bitches and bipolar bikers named Geoff.