Becoming

  I'm coming out fuck it. No not the closet mac don't get excited and shit you sick bastard. I'm coming out swinging in this blog like your dildo that your dog found when the preacher came over for diner. See I was looking at some old shit, and im like wow....that shit is raw as a motherfucker......I need to recapture that....I need to know that all this shit I stole off George Carlin isn't going to waste.........and I wonder....nae hope...George is down there smiling up at me and he is....screaming....you motherfucker!!!!!!! But I don't know if he's baking pies....or smiling but I'm sure he's in severe pain.

Yeah I lifted that shit from George. That shit was funny as fuck and I tell it with a strait face, unlike a lot of motherfuckers out here and their gay ass faces....so gay they got a tattoo to the side of their mouth that says insert dick here.....or how about that tramp stamp the dude at the gap had? What was it...shaped like a dick? Why the fuck would anyone get a tatto of a...wait no...that wasnt a tatto! Omfg, Did you just see that. That was the sobriety leaving the room. Im gonna tell ya Im here to be like Doctor Doom for you soul, Im here to relieve what you know is stressing you by saying that some jack off you saw that thinks he's better than you is a fucking human torch. That mother fucker dont need matches to be a flamer.....just throw some gas on him and see....no dont do that cause you will go to prison, and get raped....then you will be a guy name Sanchez's dick holster.

Ok so forget what I said above. And buy my fucking book, im sure it's out now....cause I wrote this shit like three years ago before the heroin took over...but im doing it for science.....and because the da told me I had to get into rehab because noone writes shit like this without drugs....so I decided what the fuck go over to charlie sheens house, call up Mila Kunis get some heroin and have an orgy......Hey it worked for don johnson just go back and watch any episode of miami vice.....