So now it comes to my attention I should step back away and down at work. Keeping my fortune and fame for the most part anyways. Yeah. Then it has not come to said attention I cannot keep any of the fame. Just the majority of the fortune. Mis or otherwise. See how that Miss part...which turns to Mrs. always seems to ruin a mans day? No?
'Well you will. Just keep reading this here blog. Slog through it like a pole dancer in Ecuador....sporting a nose bleed and winning like Charlie Sheen. Oh wait..About work? yeah they kept me all high up the chain but risk my endeavors and Machiavellian master plans. Just for someones ego. Hey I have a huge fucking ego too. So stroke away. I will try not to wet my pants....well since they will be off. And you know everyone loves when that happens.
Ok, enough of venting and bullshit. You wanna know something I hate? K.
Yeah the letter, the obvious laziness of not being able to add an "O", the disregard for already bad grammar with abbreviation....its just like how fucking lazy is that shit? And you gonna say someone else made this joke? Probably on the internet? Well fuck them. I said this same shit in 2003. Fuck em.
Wanna know another one? Heh. That shit sounds fucking sarcastic as a fuck...and I dont "heh" in real fucking life. Its like letting out a cough with a dick in your ass, and I ain't down for no dicks and asses that belong to me being put together like some roman numerals.
Ok that's enough. I'm done for the week, and yeah I got a cough but you know I think that girl that spent the night last night may, in fact , have been Charlie Sheen's ex girl friend....you dont think I should go to the doctor or anything do you?
Ok, enough of venting and bullshit. You wanna know something I hate? K.
Yeah the letter, the obvious laziness of not being able to add an "O", the disregard for already bad grammar with abbreviation....its just like how fucking lazy is that shit? And you gonna say someone else made this joke? Probably on the internet? Well fuck them. I said this same shit in 2003. Fuck em.
Wanna know another one? Heh. That shit sounds fucking sarcastic as a fuck...and I dont "heh" in real fucking life. Its like letting out a cough with a dick in your ass, and I ain't down for no dicks and asses that belong to me being put together like some roman numerals.
Ok that's enough. I'm done for the week, and yeah I got a cough but you know I think that girl that spent the night last night may, in fact , have been Charlie Sheen's ex girl friend....you dont think I should go to the doctor or anything do you?
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