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12/11/2015

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so while you were sleeping and dreaming your girl was sexting me.  Ya and now I too can call myself big papa pump since I got so many freaks out there.
Yeah and they all be the women in your life.  Yes.  Just like the devil in you me who...I'm in your dreams cause I cummed in your girlfriend so many times the bitch had to get lippo suction.  

Now I bet that was just a mean way to end an email to your cousin you aint kicked it with in like thirteen years....I mean I would never say something like that to charge it to the game on someone in my life. Yours?  Maybe.  You?  Oh you def would say that to your uncle.  And thats why I really respect you.  Wait.  Is this blog even a blog.....

Yeah I just had to get those out, kinda like Ebola and a tube of camphor, It was what was on the menu...suck shit up in a needle...stick it in your arm and tell me if it stains your shirt.  Seriously.

So on to one serious thing...well its not like that serious...but still. Anyone have hulu plus?  Like the + not the free pos, I mean the paid ones kinda like letting senor noodle take you home with a beach ball and some malt liquor on pay day...but I digress....I'm just wondering if I'm like in some secret society that actually has this service.  

Yes.  I admit it I have had it like...it began...and with that the baby pours his sprite with cranberry in my new keyboard.  I suppose elmo perpetuates hate crimes in this house hold...what with his burrito talk and shot gun shell suppositories...oh wait that's Spanish sesame street...with little white kids?  Wtf.  See that's what the plus is for...like oh thank you the plus is you got aids now after you check out at the dmv. Im like ah the iPhone plus...anal rape and burning discharge!  Wow thanks hulu.

Well still if your reading this I'm sure I still have this service like you still have manic depression and crack cocaine addiction...hey we cant all be perfect.  I mean big birds green...red...and pink on here ffs.  And cookie monster has fucking horns?  Yeah.  

This blog brought to you by the number one.  Uno no dos or we will tres yo ass to the river where your unclean body has been tossed with a pair of Jimmy Hoffa Nikes like an extra on bones.
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