You know...more men should really use the Dennis system. I mean how many women...around here especially even know what the fuck that is? Yeah I thought so. See you ladies have been quite fortunate I never adopted said approach to your love and affection. *insert evil laugh*
Ok ok. So where should we go today? I mean I was told once...I wasn't in the crowd with "them". Yeah you guys. All those nerdy, geeky, now "mainstream" masses. Didn't we touch on that whole conformist movement before? Ok I know we fucking did...you came here to argue with me? Even after I spend my time with....well. Them. Them being you. Yeah I thought so.
Ok past that. And past all the hate for my subliminal sodomy of Spider-man worse than my name was Joe Quasada.....how about we talk about my change from the red tide to the green team. With a side of blue though....No not some college football shit folks. You should also know better here than that now as well and even then you and your run on double suffix sentences get side tracked by this heroin blast like my name was Earl.
Ok, so to explain the above. It's not like it happened yesterday...I just recently decided I was going to stick with my current computer configuration. Yeah. I probably never said it but I was and still try to be an Amd supporter. I loved my Amd rigs...but then I decided to step out of it's high power draw, high heat, heavy Frankenstein build quality into a low power draw, low heat, noise, if it ain't broke Intel build.
That was years ago. I also swapped off to an Nvidia card from Ati. Why am I just blaggin on about this? Well because I like Amd, I like their video cards, Ati which became Amd...has better performance per watt than my Nvidia...So i tried to get the lower power bigger performance upgrade last year....The card fucking failed. Then I went back to my old faithful Nvidia....recently again, I tried the change...I tried to cheat.....it failed AGAIN. Back to the Nvidia camp, back home, this time with a twist....FUCK AMD.
Yeah sadness ensued. Now my laptop is Amd...its great for what it is, was cheap...but up time on battery sucks, but so does buying a fucking new one. Yeah So that's a lot of sharing of nothing. You probably dont give a fuck...I bet I could have said it in less and gotten more out of it...but fuck it, I dont want to shed a tear and make you buy me a beer for the trouble.
So I'm gonna shut up, and call this a loss. But if you do, Ill send the Zodiac killer an email from your computer telling him about your discharge issues after that night with him in Saint Louis...in the back of cab. You do the math, wait no dont. It was hard enough to learn ya to read...so take a break...smoke some refer...lay some pipe...smoke a pipe?
Glass dick anyone? And this ain't the one you use for your vagina....or ass...or...fuck it.....
Ok past that. And past all the hate for my subliminal sodomy of Spider-man worse than my name was Joe Quasada.....how about we talk about my change from the red tide to the green team. With a side of blue though....No not some college football shit folks. You should also know better here than that now as well and even then you and your run on double suffix sentences get side tracked by this heroin blast like my name was Earl.
Ok, so to explain the above. It's not like it happened yesterday...I just recently decided I was going to stick with my current computer configuration. Yeah. I probably never said it but I was and still try to be an Amd supporter. I loved my Amd rigs...but then I decided to step out of it's high power draw, high heat, heavy Frankenstein build quality into a low power draw, low heat, noise, if it ain't broke Intel build.
That was years ago. I also swapped off to an Nvidia card from Ati. Why am I just blaggin on about this? Well because I like Amd, I like their video cards, Ati which became Amd...has better performance per watt than my Nvidia...So i tried to get the lower power bigger performance upgrade last year....The card fucking failed. Then I went back to my old faithful Nvidia....recently again, I tried the change...I tried to cheat.....it failed AGAIN. Back to the Nvidia camp, back home, this time with a twist....FUCK AMD.
Yeah sadness ensued. Now my laptop is Amd...its great for what it is, was cheap...but up time on battery sucks, but so does buying a fucking new one. Yeah So that's a lot of sharing of nothing. You probably dont give a fuck...I bet I could have said it in less and gotten more out of it...but fuck it, I dont want to shed a tear and make you buy me a beer for the trouble.
So I'm gonna shut up, and call this a loss. But if you do, Ill send the Zodiac killer an email from your computer telling him about your discharge issues after that night with him in Saint Louis...in the back of cab. You do the math, wait no dont. It was hard enough to learn ya to read...so take a break...smoke some refer...lay some pipe...smoke a pipe?
Glass dick anyone? And this ain't the one you use for your vagina....or ass...or...fuck it.....
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