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11/19/2015

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Yes.  I am afraid every gas station seems to be supporting this disorder now.  For shame.

Oh you dont quite get what the title implied?  Your not sure about the wording...or the horrible charlatan this problem has become in the lives...minds....souls of men all around your local country store.
Yes, we are talking about big weak dick syndrome.  How do I know about this disorder?  Do I have a big weak dick?  Well. No not normally.  Big bad ass magnum buster armor for my dick, especially when I tie one on with Evan Jimmy and Miller...the lite variety.  Haven't you been listening? Bah. On we must press.

So I saw these new magnums.....the ultra thin ones.  I'm like....how do you have a monster cock and use an ultra thin rubber?  I mean I broke the regular bad ass black pack one....or are they gold now?  I forget...ok I dont forget so much as I dont give a flying fuck, stick that one in your ultra thin and wank it.

Anyways, after seeing this I was stricken with the though of some lowly soul claiming such a bestial Lovecraftian dong...and wrapping it in this to get some sensation for his catastrophically weak appendage.  Like life support for a mime....these things must be stopped.  If your dick cant hang while ya bang, A) get some pills from your local street pharmacist, B) Get the porn star shot, or C) Call Tim Lambessis to come "handle" your wife for you.  Either way your going to need help with carrying that soggy linguini around you try to pass for an elephant trunk.

Yeah so there you have it ladies.  An expose the likes of which no man wants to admit...though I still wonder in passing....why does any man buy any condom outside a magnum?  I mean...they still make rubber bands right?
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