So. I know you may be wondering....where the fuck was he last week? Well I was on vacation. Or as I have seen black friends say....Hey no racist there...they aint white or latino...so they be black damn it. Break. Yes Break. I needed one. Someone fucked it up anyways though. So you know this shit is new....and you know its just for your pleasure...ribbed and all like a spiked club.
Yeah I was out, I was lovin it at the shake club. Nice girls, good drinks, great assmosphere....atmosphere...Then it all feel apart. Well before that but shit you know me. I'm more jittery than Micheal J Fox after he took a shot and got punched by mike tyson. Shit that's the nine oh one. Yeah cuz.
Anyways, walking across the city sucked. Losing my id sucked. Ozzy with Tom Morello was fucking awesome. Slash? He kinda tucked his dick to piss on that one...couldn't be bothered...I was like damn....did Tom ruin it for you like everything in my life ever has been by someone else?? LOL Welcome to hell Slash.
But maybe it was the rain...his hair was frizzy...you know his crack lighter burned the ends...he ran out of weed....the baggage people lost his dildo....I mean his...pocket pussy. Hey dont hate its modeled after Adele before she let Micheal Bolton let it all hang out and go bang bang like Cactus jack all up in that piece.
And. I'm not feeling this. Damn have I come full circle Em? Like Eddie? Bill C? Fuck is it over? Is it true I just aint gonna get it?> That I lost it? Fell off? No its fucking not but you know I can burn this shit up like a straw hat on a rednecks ass any day of the fucking week. I try to speak it nice. I try to relate and it sucks. Just like life can...but fuck people. And we stop.
And smile....and say oh wait. Im sorry. What was that? You had a nice day Monday? Why yes. I did *insert sarcastic smile* What did you do? Oh. If you dont know I dont think I need to tell you. And you wonder why I am holding on like this.....have you read this blog before? If not....then maybe you should refrain from starting here since I aint got a good jumping on point for new readers....only horney breeders and jumping off points for doubters and haters.
Ok folks, I tried to relay my vacation. I failed. I sugar coated it. It was weak. I'm gonna refill and reup and burn this shit up soon. Watch for it. I can feel a transformation coming on...and as you know never in this world of mine has one of those been a good thing....
Well not for everyone. I guess some of us need to see the power of the dark side...and you know I'm sorry but once you go black? You can go back. Shit. Sorry, I had to say it. Someone did...maybe just cause I kick ass like that...Idk....right?
HA. Put that #shitonyoursoul in you pipe and open heart spaghetti and smoke it.
Anyways, walking across the city sucked. Losing my id sucked. Ozzy with Tom Morello was fucking awesome. Slash? He kinda tucked his dick to piss on that one...couldn't be bothered...I was like damn....did Tom ruin it for you like everything in my life ever has been by someone else?? LOL Welcome to hell Slash.
But maybe it was the rain...his hair was frizzy...you know his crack lighter burned the ends...he ran out of weed....the baggage people lost his dildo....I mean his...pocket pussy. Hey dont hate its modeled after Adele before she let Micheal Bolton let it all hang out and go bang bang like Cactus jack all up in that piece.
And. I'm not feeling this. Damn have I come full circle Em? Like Eddie? Bill C? Fuck is it over? Is it true I just aint gonna get it?> That I lost it? Fell off? No its fucking not but you know I can burn this shit up like a straw hat on a rednecks ass any day of the fucking week. I try to speak it nice. I try to relate and it sucks. Just like life can...but fuck people. And we stop.
And smile....and say oh wait. Im sorry. What was that? You had a nice day Monday? Why yes. I did *insert sarcastic smile* What did you do? Oh. If you dont know I dont think I need to tell you. And you wonder why I am holding on like this.....have you read this blog before? If not....then maybe you should refrain from starting here since I aint got a good jumping on point for new readers....only horney breeders and jumping off points for doubters and haters.
Ok folks, I tried to relay my vacation. I failed. I sugar coated it. It was weak. I'm gonna refill and reup and burn this shit up soon. Watch for it. I can feel a transformation coming on...and as you know never in this world of mine has one of those been a good thing....
Well not for everyone. I guess some of us need to see the power of the dark side...and you know I'm sorry but once you go black? You can go back. Shit. Sorry, I had to say it. Someone did...maybe just cause I kick ass like that...Idk....right?
HA. Put that #shitonyoursoul in you pipe and open heart spaghetti and smoke it.
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