Digital bifractal sex change rampaging hormonal atheist Godzilla. That would be a hell of a movie.....kind of like Jurassic park if Spielberg was a Nazi that smoked crack out of Einsteins skull while he got a head job from Scarlet Johansen. oh you thought I couldn't do that anymore didn't you? thought I went the way of Metallica since I don't drink smoke or abuse whores anymore?
Welcome back to the lawlfest of someone waxing ecstatic about some shit hardly anyone cares about or knows about or would admit to knowing about like John Travolta and Perry Mason on vacation. I was getting a bit more into the decline of comics well what I can remember as I left when the shit was still peaking like Ron Jeremy at a golden girls convention.
Ok some of the things I would like to add is how the good ole Image guys im sure you have now come to love made their own studios. Official fuck you guys studios/publishing houses, it makes sense but defintly shows the glue breaking down. So another exciting cyanide capsule swallowing installment is upon us and be warned ladies and gentlemen the thoughts and opinions displayed here are fact as I am not endorsed by image comics or any of its founders. Therefore I aint takin any shit from any of em...this is how the story unfolded in my world.
Ok so when we left off I was talking about Todd takin over the world with Spawn, which was the number one comic in america. Then other guys were following suit with their first issues, mini series mainly....which is a nice excuse to take a break from your title after three to five months....but no. I promised myself not to blog today....since its not the weekend....but as with anything media related it was a lie a terrible untruth concieved of malicious propoganda and conjecture. No, not really, but that did paint one hell of a picture for you about where the mind may wander though. This is the continuation of a previous blog...as promised no lie...seriously not even for drugs...no not even for that much methadone and heroin...no this is the one to expose the conspiracy that was image comics, and the nineteen ninetys in the comic book industry. Of course with much fluff and bloatware I will come to irrational and otherwise medicated conclusions to questions noone really gives a fuck about anymore.
This blog is like a skeleton in the closet with a ball gag....call him Gayskull, or maybe its like that time Macho man got bit by a vampire and kidnapped the Limburg baby ....Or maybe Im just saying shit to get the fill of it in there for a moment, but you know your good burger watchin asses lol'd like this shit was a Charlie Mason madlib. I've been writing some long shit...I mean longer than my dick after using the vacuum cleaner and some rubber bands.
You ever wonder what Happened to all the shit you loved when you were a kid? Well most of the brands and shit are still around to some capacity...good or bad. Music is a prime example but I have already covered some of that....much im sure to their chargin. I have also hinted at the ahead subject in another blog...but didn't have sufficient time to dig into it any, with that said....Gonna talk a bit about one of my favorite childhood possessions, my comic collection, no more importantly what made them great at least to me then.....Yeah I bet about half of the hobo spider sitting hills have eyes extra's left when they saw I hadn't used any "abusive" language in the first paragraph....Read my first serial blog people, Im trying to be a bit more prolific, a bit more focused....i mean if you jack off everyday when you nut its not like she's gonna get pregnant right? You gotta do that shit in moderation let that boom stick fill up...ok whatever, onto the real blog.
So your though I was lying when I said I was gonna address the whole image comics thing? Well I wasn't but not in this blog, genius takes time and heroin folks and Im all out of heroin. Im sitting here, its four thirty and Im listening to iron maiden on google, really dont just care for Google so much since im sure they are the great beast referred to in revelation but they got some good free shit so when in Rome.....I been listening to a lot of older thrash/new wave of British heavy metal...yeah you can def tell Im aging now. And iron maiden fucking kills so many bands, i never really put much stock into em when I was younger I wont lie, im sure a lot of people still dont. They are like the shit I was talking about with the old Mcfarlane spider-man stuff, just tight as hell though I wont say they could come out with the same song today and it be viable...a cover of most of their by a modern band could.
That's all it takes eh? I bet I get five hundred hits before anyone see's this is one o them word porno's. I mean you know women like that shit
when it talks about some veiny cock with a spiked rubber band around it....and then they call men sick? All I want to see is some fat ass and titties and I dont care if she is fucking someone else, but as a Man I admit this as would most men. Uh oh not using enough profanity quick *SHIT* Turrets break FUCKER* BITCH BITCH* I think more women should be freaks, but thats like saying I should be married to a rich supermodel that likes anal and loves sucking dick, hey call me a dreamer. You ever have biscuits with no gravy...that are burned on the bottom? I have, sadly and they taste like fucking shit. Didn't even have any jelly to offset the charcoal coated bottom either, I tried to cut that shit off but to no avail it was like some kinda lingering presence got left on there or some shit. Now barring my experience....I like biscuits with gravy, especially gravy that has some pepper taste to it....brown or grey or white or whatever I don't care, and I bet your wondering...why the fuck is he talking about biscuits and gravy? Well you know I don't just talk about aids abortion and alien exorcism, sometimes I talk about breakfast foods. No I'm lying this is the first time I have ever talked about gravy, but you know I bet you want some bacon and gravy covered biscuits right now...that or I bet your the offspring of the Nazi zombie brain experiment and Helen Keller.
Sooooo you thought I wasnt up to date on the current nature of the naturalistic affair of the human race? Well now I guess you would be half right but if you know my blog you know here half is more than enough so fuck your cynicism I brought my own. Where in the fuck does it make sense to protest the corporate side of America and their "greed" the inequality in poor and rich...corruption...your protesting the fabric of pretty much every fucking society that has ever been. Even in a communist government there isnt an equal share....and its set for the government to regulate subjugate the populous, which should at least make a pretense of being in the same boat...
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