Welcome back to the lawlfest of someone waxing ecstatic about some shit hardly anyone cares about or knows about or would admit to knowing about like John Travolta and Perry Mason on vacation. I was getting a bit more into the decline of comics well what I can remember as I left when the shit was still peaking like Ron Jeremy at a golden girls convention.
Ok some of the things I would like to add is how the good ole Image guys im sure you have now come to love made their own studios. Official fuck you guys studios/publishing houses, it makes sense but defintly shows the glue breaking down.
Ok some of the things I would like to add is how the good ole Image guys im sure you have now come to love made their own studios. Official fuck you guys studios/publishing houses, it makes sense but defintly shows the glue breaking down.
Jim Lee added cliffhanger...which ironic name is what he should have done for unleashing it upon the comic world....needless to say I will address these guys one day since justice has yet to be served on them.
Well back to the studios, Highbrow for larsen, Tmp for mcfarlane, shadowline for Valentino? Who the fuck knows....plz tell me lol if you do actually know, Topp cow silvestri, sick name imo makes me thing Marc has a thing about bull prick..Full bleed Keow why did this happen? didnt you get fired....Wildstorm for lee...who purchased Wetworks from whilce. Ok rob is not here as he stepped down right as his ass was about to get fired....
During this or right before? Fuck if i remember but the shit happened....the unspeakable sin was commited....Jim Lee and Rob Liefeld signed on with Marvel to do Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America, Fantastic Four...and...shit I dont remember for heros reborn. This was a serious cluster fuck...I did manage to pick up one issue of it....which was amazingly bland the first Issue of Jim lee's fantastic four. Rob of course got out an issue or so then went back to the I cant finish an issue if a baby was on fire and it would cure cancer. This is where Jim Lee stepped in and took over Liefelds part...of which I read none, sorry guys but you really kinda sucked, I think many would thank Jim since rob drew cap like he was a pre op tranny with a shield.
Dejected but not finished yet Rob was silent on the scene..until again I picked up an issue of wizard to see the pandemic that was extreme had not so easily been destroyed, Liefeld reappeared...rich as fuck, drunk and with three hookers one with a penis heading a new company. Awsome entertainment...original name there....your our hero Rob. Of course awsome came with like seventy six titles many of which came from some deal rob inked buying a bunch of unused jack kirby characters.....unused for a reason as they smelled worse thann the mummy after a boil fight with Swampthing. Really I could go into some detail about this but I dont think anyone deserves to have to read about it...well maybe if you were sentenced to life in prison and wanted a reason to kill yourself...but I think it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
To try and put somewhat a cap on this...omitting very very much I will admit, the image family had been rended by the rob fired, quit captain american awsome extreme anal diarreaa fiasco, when I picked up another wizard....for the sake of comics I should have stopped picking them up sooner but who knew.....and saw Jim Lee had sold his sould to dc comics along with Wildstorm and cliffhanger. I was in shock.....Jim a slave...yes pretty fucking much as he was Exclusive to dc...not even able to provide interior art or characters to image united....only some covers...this of course ran off some of his talent like the cliffhanger guys others split off into marvel and dc irony there as well. Jim said he had made the sell to focus on more than publishing and to save his employees from a potential layoff....layoff would be better than getting fucked sideways with a knife like some guys did when dc fired them or canceled the books they worked on...gj jim.
By now many comics were selling...well absurdly low one hundred thousand would break the bank where just a few years before it would be a moderate seller.....thirty thousand would be considered strong where as before it would be a book on its deathbed. All of this the spiderclone...zero hour....the introduction of marvel knights, punisher a demon angel thing? really guys....really? Kevin smith writting daredevil.....joe quasada president of marvel....the abomination goes on and on. but this is off the initial and important topic of image, who owe a hell of a lot to one guy....
Erik larsen. This guy brought them shit like the walking dead, tmnt....he has done so many issues of savage dragon...which from what I understand is even more insane than most of my blogs...written for dc marvel done cards covers and fill ins for them as well...and all while publishing image and never losing sight of his creation. Doing every issue every month everything. Much respect the one guy I cant just open a nail bomb on for taking a shit on the comic industry as I think he actually does love the medium.
Through all of this and the mindless wandering explanation remains what you have been waiting for all along....a Mad Aids infested Gorilla with a penut butter sandwitch stuck to his nipples and an anal piercing that looks like a bannana....that can fly...with some rocket boots. And the boots run off the tears of children....children forced to read the first issue of youngblood without condoms on their heads....ok ok folks I have drug this topic on far too long and hope I can return you to some since of abnormality next week that is a bit....less flatulence and more halatossis.
Well back to the studios, Highbrow for larsen, Tmp for mcfarlane, shadowline for Valentino? Who the fuck knows....plz tell me lol if you do actually know, Topp cow silvestri, sick name imo makes me thing Marc has a thing about bull prick..Full bleed Keow why did this happen? didnt you get fired....Wildstorm for lee...who purchased Wetworks from whilce. Ok rob is not here as he stepped down right as his ass was about to get fired....
During this or right before? Fuck if i remember but the shit happened....the unspeakable sin was commited....Jim Lee and Rob Liefeld signed on with Marvel to do Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America, Fantastic Four...and...shit I dont remember for heros reborn. This was a serious cluster fuck...I did manage to pick up one issue of it....which was amazingly bland the first Issue of Jim lee's fantastic four. Rob of course got out an issue or so then went back to the I cant finish an issue if a baby was on fire and it would cure cancer. This is where Jim Lee stepped in and took over Liefelds part...of which I read none, sorry guys but you really kinda sucked, I think many would thank Jim since rob drew cap like he was a pre op tranny with a shield.
Dejected but not finished yet Rob was silent on the scene..until again I picked up an issue of wizard to see the pandemic that was extreme had not so easily been destroyed, Liefeld reappeared...rich as fuck, drunk and with three hookers one with a penis heading a new company. Awsome entertainment...original name there....your our hero Rob. Of course awsome came with like seventy six titles many of which came from some deal rob inked buying a bunch of unused jack kirby characters.....unused for a reason as they smelled worse thann the mummy after a boil fight with Swampthing. Really I could go into some detail about this but I dont think anyone deserves to have to read about it...well maybe if you were sentenced to life in prison and wanted a reason to kill yourself...but I think it would be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
To try and put somewhat a cap on this...omitting very very much I will admit, the image family had been rended by the rob fired, quit captain american awsome extreme anal diarreaa fiasco, when I picked up another wizard....for the sake of comics I should have stopped picking them up sooner but who knew.....and saw Jim Lee had sold his sould to dc comics along with Wildstorm and cliffhanger. I was in shock.....Jim a slave...yes pretty fucking much as he was Exclusive to dc...not even able to provide interior art or characters to image united....only some covers...this of course ran off some of his talent like the cliffhanger guys others split off into marvel and dc irony there as well. Jim said he had made the sell to focus on more than publishing and to save his employees from a potential layoff....layoff would be better than getting fucked sideways with a knife like some guys did when dc fired them or canceled the books they worked on...gj jim.
By now many comics were selling...well absurdly low one hundred thousand would break the bank where just a few years before it would be a moderate seller.....thirty thousand would be considered strong where as before it would be a book on its deathbed. All of this the spiderclone...zero hour....the introduction of marvel knights, punisher a demon angel thing? really guys....really? Kevin smith writting daredevil.....joe quasada president of marvel....the abomination goes on and on. but this is off the initial and important topic of image, who owe a hell of a lot to one guy....
Erik larsen. This guy brought them shit like the walking dead, tmnt....he has done so many issues of savage dragon...which from what I understand is even more insane than most of my blogs...written for dc marvel done cards covers and fill ins for them as well...and all while publishing image and never losing sight of his creation. Doing every issue every month everything. Much respect the one guy I cant just open a nail bomb on for taking a shit on the comic industry as I think he actually does love the medium.
Through all of this and the mindless wandering explanation remains what you have been waiting for all along....a Mad Aids infested Gorilla with a penut butter sandwitch stuck to his nipples and an anal piercing that looks like a bannana....that can fly...with some rocket boots. And the boots run off the tears of children....children forced to read the first issue of youngblood without condoms on their heads....ok ok folks I have drug this topic on far too long and hope I can return you to some since of abnormality next week that is a bit....less flatulence and more halatossis.