You ever have biscuits with no gravy...that are burned on the bottom? I have, sadly and they taste like fucking shit. Didn't even have any jelly to offset the charcoal coated bottom either, I tried to cut that shit off but to no avail it was like some kinda lingering presence got left on there or some shit. Now barring my experience....I like biscuits with gravy, especially gravy that has some pepper taste to it....brown or grey or white or whatever I don't care, and I bet your wondering...why the fuck is he talking about biscuits and gravy? Well you know I don't just talk about aids abortion and alien exorcism, sometimes I talk about breakfast foods. No I'm lying this is the first time I have ever talked about gravy, but you know I bet you want some bacon and gravy covered biscuits right now...that or I bet your the offspring of the Nazi zombie brain experiment and Helen Keller.