So your though I was lying when I said I was gonna address the whole image comics thing? Well I wasn't but not in this blog, genius takes time and heroin folks and Im all out of heroin. Im sitting here, its four thirty and Im listening to iron maiden on google, really dont just care for Google so much since im sure they are the great beast referred to in revelation but they got some good free shit so when in Rome.....I been listening to a lot of older thrash/new wave of British heavy metal...yeah you can def tell Im aging now. And iron maiden fucking kills so many bands, i never really put much stock into em when I was younger I wont lie, im sure a lot of people still dont. They are like the shit I was talking about with the old Mcfarlane spider-man stuff, just tight as hell though I wont say they could come out with the same song today and it be viable...a cover of most of their by a modern band could.
That's all it takes eh? I bet I get five hundred hits before anyone see's this is one o them word porno's. I mean you know women like that shit
when it talks about some veiny cock with a spiked rubber band around it....and then they call men sick? All I want to see is some fat ass and titties
and I dont care if she is fucking someone else, but as a Man I admit this as would most men. Uh oh not using enough profanity quick *SHIT* Turrets break FUCKER* BITCH BITCH* I think more women should be freaks, but thats like saying I should be married to a rich supermodel that likes anal and loves sucking dick, hey call me a dreamer.
You ever have biscuits with no gravy...that are burned on the bottom? I have, sadly and they taste like fucking shit. Didn't even have any jelly to offset the charcoal coated bottom either, I tried to cut that shit off but to no avail it was like some kinda lingering presence got left on there or some shit. Now barring my experience....I like biscuits with gravy, especially gravy that has some pepper taste to it....brown or grey or white or whatever I don't care, and I bet your wondering...why the fuck is he talking about biscuits and gravy? Well you know I don't just talk about aids abortion and alien exorcism, sometimes I talk about breakfast foods. No I'm lying this is the first time I have ever talked about gravy, but you know I bet you want some bacon and gravy covered biscuits right now...that or I bet your the offspring of the Nazi zombie brain experiment and Helen Keller.
Sooooo you thought I wasnt up to date on the current nature of the naturalistic affair of the human race? Well now I guess you would be half right but if you know my blog you know here half is more than enough so fuck your cynicism I brought my own. Where in the fuck does it make sense to protest the corporate side of America and their "greed" the inequality in poor and rich...corruption...your protesting the fabric of pretty much every fucking society that has ever been. Even in a communist government there isnt an equal share....and its set for the government to regulate subjugate the populous, which should at least make a pretense of being in the same boat...
Was just looking online..yeah I know by the time this blog hits this is old news right? Have you ever tried paying attention to the fact that all of my fucking blogs concern stuff that is "Old" news, did you stop to think....some people dont just stop their day and run to a comp or smart phone and say omfg just pooped and its red! I think I need to have my colon checked...that or stop with all the trips to the spa with John Trovolta and Will Smith! Oh noes sad face emotioncon sad sa Yeah wtf ever.
So I'm still here. Yeah like the person you try to ignore no matter what they say or do...I mean like super fucking rudesilent treatment do your best to be nice to someone else ignore type shit. But yeah still here listening to some music...someold school Metallica from before they all had lobotomies...I mean what the fuck this is you not drinking? This is what happens when you let someone else help write the songs? Wow yeah, glad your already rich or youd fucking starve..you know if those first albums hadnt been so instrumental great inventive....I'd have said wouldnt have hurt if you had before...but you know I do have a lot of respect for the pre sober, balless, alshiemer suffering interation of metallica.
I figured I'd take a minute to visit something I used to enjoy, well like twenty years ago. Comic books, well spider-man comics in specific, and ya I said specific not particular cause I didnt fucking feel like saying it like that in case this is your introduction to my blogging. Ok with that disclaimer out of the way, I used to love spiderman back in...like 1987-1993? I dont remember. I remember some of the first issues I picked up like an issue of spectacular spider-man where I saw all the zombie's coming out and shit and spider-man was one tooand I was all traumatized...but I had to have it of course. It was part of the inferno crossover which ironically mainly influenced x-men, some good ole eihgtys shit there for you. Anyways it was just one of those things, I of course loved spiderman since I was practically born cause watching the 1967 series on channel 30 when I was five, the random toys I got teh halloween costumes etc.
you know you farted and it really fucking stinks when it makes you start making James Brown faces....cover your drink up quick or that shit might poison the local wildlife....or prompt the Zodiac Killer to come out of retirment. Ok with that said this is the first in my regular...well as regular as your going to get blog. Dont expect anything spectacular as quantity here is going to sacrifice quality...or what passed imo as quality. Well ok, maybe they could be as good or better Im just letting you know if one sucks eat it cause there's starving kids in africa that would love to be able to read a blog like this. OK ok on to the subject at hand then.