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This blog is like a skeleton in the closet with a ball gag....call him Gayskull, or maybe its like that time Macho man got bit by a vampire and kidnapped the Limburg baby ....Or maybe Im just saying shit to get the fill of it in there for a moment, but you know your good burger watchin asses lol'd like this shit was a Charlie Mason madlib.  I've been writing some long shit...I mean longer than my dick after using the vacuum cleaner and some rubber bands.

You'd swear while I write I'm higher than  Charlie Sheen when he got caught fucking Bee Author in the bathroom at Chuckee cheese. I'm a class act in depravity you know, but like any good American I hide it behind closed doors, chains, guns, dogs, solider of fortune, penthouse, hustler, and benny hill reruns. A pair of handcuffs and a glass rose are all your gonna find on my coffee table, no Justin Beiber or Ashton Kootcher here...those two sound like a gay couple when used in the same sentence...I dont have much to say about the Beib but Kutcher is a total cunt, trying to follow charlie sheen when you cant even keep demi moores old ass from helping illegal aliens get off some good ole erotic asphyxiation. SHeen for as much as I cant stand his Fredie krueger dream crashin ass, had like seven porno stars and on top of that was bangin out eight gram rocks.  Ok thats enough for one day week month year, this was just a test of the emergency blogcast signal had it been a true emergency you would have been instructed to calmly kill yourselves at the sound of the tone.
 
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