I'm not here to brag but rather more like to bitch and complain and point fingers...isnt that all blogs are outside of the obligatory cries for help? I think I have done quite well in keeping with my weekly schedule not having to use old material as filler *yet* and keeping things...somewhat fresh. Well least its not farts in a bag come on people how many times can you open a napalm mason jar before you learn that shit burns? I guess I consider even this long as a milestone due to the people I grew up admiring...well if you consider grown up twelve but whatever....and this is another image comics shot I suppose...but not the folks I knew back then more the new guys.
You may be thinking...where did the old school post go like his MySpace days...these new blogs are arriving out the box with a toe tag attached. To which I would say...how the fuck do you know my MySpace blogs anyways I got like four people that have read all of them and Im not even one of them. How you ask? Well I write the shit I dont read it....there is a difference at least in my world....I forget the lines as I write em I suppose its just that natural I mean you dont remember the last shit you took even though it stunk do you?
Hard drive prices. That should be the entire blog I mean if you like media or computers or you want to store important shit steal shit watch porn anything you need one or three or seven and you want em like women want dicks big. Now I heard there was a flood out in like Thailand Malaysia or whatever sorry for the loss folks seriously I'm not bitching about that. What I'm talking about is the company's taking advantage of every consumer they possibly fucking can. They say oh our stock was hit so hard we have to charge seven times more.
You want me to preface something? How about you take a shit on some construction paper....smear it around and wear it on Halloween your sure to win the costume contest then. That ladies and gentlemen is the shock of the day. No not really, I'm just here like every week though I generally get on a good streak and Que up quite a bit of work so I don't get behind....new baby and all so all serious time at home and shit...but this is the inter webs where you can do anything.
A whole new evil. I kinda imagined that as being screamed like the "A WHOLE NEW LEVEL"!! In the Pantera song but....seeing as how this shit is typed we will just ignore than. Ok so Is it wrong to look back on a picture of someone and think of what a horrible person you were. Or the same difference look at them now and think of the hideous things you did to them? Yeah I suppose it is wrong or immature but if you cant smile about it....why did you ever do it? Yeah that's right, most of the shit people say you do that is wrong...it don't even fucking matter in the long run.
I know some comedian...probably some "black" comedian has ask this...aids...why the fuck do you call it aids??? what the fuck is it helping??! I'm sure there is a lot more spill in there and some catchy punchline...oh and your asking hey...why did you say some "Black" comedian...you some kind of racist now? No....that's what retards think. If I say it must be ,insert nationality, it isn't always racist. I happen to have a lot of respect for black comedians, I think they pioneered a revolution in comedy...well until Eddie Murphy read the heroes reborn Captain America and it turned him gay.
So, you wanna know what I hate? Other than society, the world in general, work, aliens, Paulie Shore, Jesse the vj....ok Im not going to write three thousand words of things I hate, for one I think that would be too much of an understatement....Oh but it is nearing tax time....yeah I bet your wondering when I wrote this blog hmmm? How bout you wonder why your farts smell like dirty dick instead....but I digress. Its almost tax time everyone im sure is beaming all happy and shit...I of course do not share your I woulda been a rapist but ran out of beer...drive a Toyota...its not my fault it ran over them three hobo's...kind of vigor and excitement for this occasion.
This blog is like a perpendicular right hypotenuses triangle. You know I have no fucking clue what all that is...outside some abstract reference to geometry, the other math, home of dropouts and underachievers everywhere. So writing this serial blog has show me that I can maintain a schedule...well of sorts, quality...now that's a bad word to a writer since...yes I am a fucking writer....no talent you say??? this isn't even a blog??!
Its almost like a side dish of strawberry and mesothelioma pop tarts. I remember when I was a kid watching shows like the inhumanoids, that shit was so fucking bad ass big huge monsters breakin shit down like a Chinese college student high on stem cells, premature ejaculation patients at an all you can eat buffet or hulk hogan at a golden girls convention. Now that took a lot out of me but you know I got more dick than rick flair, I could have fucking explosive diariha and throw up roman candles and still get an Oscar faster than Charlie Chaplin after he burned three crosses....yeah so thats about all I got for being just out of my mind for this week.
Oh my god he didn't do it again did he??? He done went and dug up another blog like a necrophiliac on Hitlers birthday. That or he drives the cab for a nursing home escort service. No, none of this is true But i was thinking....cue the music....about how android took over the world...and its android today but what about tomorrow? Skynet people. Your typing on your fucking xoom or droid or whatever, i personally being such a great proprietor of whitetrash culture use an iPhone 3gs I got free with my trailer park discount.
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