You want me to preface something? How about you take a shit on some construction paper....smear it around and wear it on Halloween your sure to win the costume contest then. That ladies and gentlemen is the shock of the day. No not really, I'm just here like every week though I generally get on a good streak and Que up quite a bit of work so I don't get behind....new baby and all so all serious time at home and shit...but this is the inter webs where you can do anything.
Yes you can make yourself here even fuck with words, I mean how many times have I been accused of rape after you had to go to the doctor to get a sentence I wrote pulled out of your ears? Its almost like having a conversation with the Brothers Grim, Alan Moore and Niel Gaiman, about why swamp thing is wearing a ball gag and locked in their closet. But I digress Moore is a huge talent with a HUGE fucking ego I mean he had to invent his own god since he needed something more intellectual or some shit. Gaiman? I don't care so much for him, the Simpsons made him funny....but I think he spends all his money on pogo stick dildos to get that real long stroke like his name was Daniel Tosh, yeah fuck you too Tosh.O. Now that we are on a roll...I should revisit a past blog post...yeah I would normally say that's kinda weak like you know your slippin doing it but I feel its deserved.....Ok so a guy from work let me have a copy of some live Metallica show's yeah I know the high opinion I shared a while back on them..but I wont just damn em cause everything they touch turns green and smells like big foot's toenail clippings.
Alright, this new shit? It's not bad really, not trying to spoil it for you but it's decent a lot of guest on it and they seem to have fun. I mean crazy guest the original Metallica...all of em on some songs, Ozzy, Newstead....a lot of people. Jame's voice...I am kinda convinced it's well...it's pretty fucked. Sorry man, I see your probably trying and sometimes too hard. I think he trys to be some kind of artful with it cause he knows his tones as dead as Dracula and it turns out sounding like a cat in a solar powered microwave. They played a lot of shit....a lot of it pretty good I mean its live its shit they somehow never got around to playing live and they get some guest to come in and fuck off. Overall its worth getting...better than the last decade, except maybe garage inc or s&m which I actually like so fuck the hater's that shit still sounded like Metallica. So now you can take me of the die in a fire list guys. Well that or you can go fuck yourself by listening to every album since load back to back.....audio autopsy right there, cannibal corpse should sample some of that shit and make a song like P Diddy outta it. But I digress, it's late I'm tired, and your illiterate which means now I'm just going through the motions...maybe I should offer a free meth pipe to every subscriber......
This blog brought to you in part by Meth for a thinner America and Wario, he's in the soup.
Alright, this new shit? It's not bad really, not trying to spoil it for you but it's decent a lot of guest on it and they seem to have fun. I mean crazy guest the original Metallica...all of em on some songs, Ozzy, Newstead....a lot of people. Jame's voice...I am kinda convinced it's well...it's pretty fucked. Sorry man, I see your probably trying and sometimes too hard. I think he trys to be some kind of artful with it cause he knows his tones as dead as Dracula and it turns out sounding like a cat in a solar powered microwave. They played a lot of shit....a lot of it pretty good I mean its live its shit they somehow never got around to playing live and they get some guest to come in and fuck off. Overall its worth getting...better than the last decade, except maybe garage inc or s&m which I actually like so fuck the hater's that shit still sounded like Metallica. So now you can take me of the die in a fire list guys. Well that or you can go fuck yourself by listening to every album since load back to back.....audio autopsy right there, cannibal corpse should sample some of that shit and make a song like P Diddy outta it. But I digress, it's late I'm tired, and your illiterate which means now I'm just going through the motions...maybe I should offer a free meth pipe to every subscriber......
This blog brought to you in part by Meth for a thinner America and Wario, he's in the soup.