Coming Soon

Its almost like a side dish of strawberry and mesothelioma pop tarts.  I remember when I was a kid watching shows like the  inhumanoids, that shit was so fucking bad ass big huge monsters breakin shit down like a Chinese college student high on stem cells, premature ejaculation patients at an all you can eat buffet or hulk hogan at a golden girls convention.  Now that took a lot out of me but you know I got more dick than rick flair, I could have fucking explosive diariha and throw up roman candles and still get an Oscar faster than  Charlie Chaplin after he burned three crosses....yeah so thats about all I got for being just out of my mind for this week.

Its good to just flex some and let out a reverse madlib sometimes...thats kind of what this was.....I throw out some words and say...hmm I wonder what kind of terrible shit I could put in here to get a story....rant...mental image cluster fuck going.  I cant say its great work but for no subject line and like two minutes of plodding away on the keyboard I think this shits golden.  I mean not every work can win you a fucking Pulitzer...oh and I got a kindle fire...awesome little thing except right now you cant get your fucking magazine subs cause amazons servers are flooded.  I mean really?  You made like a billion dollars yesterday and you cant handle the bandwidth demand today so you can have like a billion more?? wow way to fail, but hey thats every big company...the bottom line is front line fuck the service fuck the people then fuck yourself with a dildo made of gold oh and fuck it go on and throw in your rolled up hundred dollar bill ball gag why not your worth it.  Fuck the starving and fuck the workers this is the new American way people get with the program or get off my yard.
This blog has been a product of insomnia and the nwo....wcw or conspiracy who knows which....Lamont Cramston knows but he aint tellin....that bastard.