Now I know you been missing me here. I know its ok...fear not...I'm not dead, or incarcerated....well not anymore anyways. Well, maybe in a sense....like mind over matter....metaphysical way....but In body and mind *for the most part* I am still with you. Rejoice....it's also ok to byob and throw a party here....especially if you got beer and hookers...in which case hit my inbox! I make appearances!
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My, how late I have become over here....you would swear I was a super talent. I mean all super stars make people wait...and wait...and then they drop it! Something extra disappointing!
Now I don't know if you are like me....well shit. I certainly hope you aren't. That wouldn't do well for the world....or my fragile sense of ego. It would probably crumble like a fart being blowin into a box fan covered with dryer sheets and strawberries.
So here we are...back again and a week late...as I watch my delusions of grandeur go strait down the toilet like the shit I let roll off the end of my fingertips...onto the keyboard....on a notepad....to the food you eat at your local McDonald's....
By now you all went to see End Game right? Good. Cause I'm not even talking about it here. I just needed to get your attention....like I was going to say something that might cater to the non misogynistic masses.
Now I know how exciting all the current propaganda and all this collusion shit is but I figured I'd slow my roll on down and get back to basics. No...not the cigarettes you used to buy for like one dollar tax and all and cost what eight dollars a pack now....hipster and old guy shit....just like PBR and homosexuality...but I digress.
Man. I never thought we would get here. I think I need to pull off the mask and get sensitive. Maybe prematurely ejaculate and demand a partial refund from my pay by the hour date? No? That's not kosher? Well fuck me...guess next time Ill make sure I don't pull my dick out till minute fifty nine.
So I had this big blog...like a big one written by hand at work on a lazy day. I was going to put it here...but naw. I'm waiting to use that wmod on another day....I mean far be it for anyone to see if and know...I mean....think....it's about them.
It's that time again. Not of the month...more the week....I think men's pms come's more consistently or something...maybe get a second opinion...quick call up Mork....wait...dead. Fuck...call up Balky? Was he even a doctor though? No? Yes? Immigrant? What...damn so he's out too....well guess you gotta go with me on this one folks.
So....here we are again...getting older. Days getting colder...hey fuck global warming...that shit's a myth...you see how cold this shit gets?? Oh that's a by product? Well when I warm my food up....the shit don't get colder. I mean you bake a dish it ain't got ice on it. Right? Or am I being cynical again?
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