So....here we are again...getting older.  Days getting colder...hey fuck global warming...that shit's a myth...you see how cold this shit gets??  Oh that's a by product?  Well when I warm my food up....the shit don't get colder. I mean you bake a dish it ain't got ice on it. Right?  Or am I being cynical again?

Now you know by now the title says it all.  Right?  No.  Well, then. I must have let you all down if you can't follow this moral abortion of oral fecal pieces and rudimentary broscience as of yet.

Did I ever tell you I cant stand an open door when I'm otherwise disposed?  Like sleeping...having sex...stroking it..gaming...plotting world domination.....building a time machine...eating peanut butter....

Ok, Offended yet?  Defending outdated sensibilities like your suffering from moral and political disabilities.  I know your impaired...I know you suffer from crack head, its ok....everyones got a story to tell.

Now I know I don't come here and talk about anything current...political...heretical....or hypothetical.  But hey, its a new year...time to try a new thing right??  No?  Ah well somethings never change you don't like it eat a dick....with a side of Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson.