Man. I never thought we would get here. I think I need to pull off the mask and get sensitive. Maybe prematurely ejaculate and demand a partial refund from my pay by the hour date? No? That's not kosher? Well fuck me...guess next time Ill make sure I don't pull my dick out till minute fifty nine.
With that out of the way...what are we going to talk about this week. Should I get on the level and pull some Alex Jones out....get all my sponsors in an uproar and get labeled as fake news? Should I come out as a transhuman with the brain of a reptile and the heart of an orangutan with a scalpel? Naw. Ima save that for volume eight.....or your maybe your baby shower.
No but really. I had a lot to say but of course forgot. Its like a limp dick and you forgot your Chinese Viagra. I'm just hyped to be back at the desk...with my beat up old dell no less. I don't know why people say these shits are slow...guess they are slow. Its what you make of it. use some of them brains...I mean I have two after all...and get it up and running. Did I already talk about that?
Shit while we are on the subject why not. Anyone see how fast the technology race has come to a sketching halt? Intel slowed down wayyyy down Amd came up like they brought a gun to a stick fight....Crypto currency was fisting everyone then of course ran its course again...and now NVIDIA has all this stock sitting there. Game consoles bring out mid gen upgrades still using one step off from tablet or cell phone cpus.
I'm not bitching lol I'm just defending the old tech some of us still have. A processor from Intel from ten years ago can still support you if you find a working board of course. It can still kick ass and cost about thirty bucks. You wont be cutting edge but you will club a PS4 or Xbox one like a baby seal trying to say hello to a viking. Its just ironic how they really did it to themselves. Your the big dick on the block but your opponent learned how to work it....and hes almost as big now...but throwing it better....now your gonna be stuck in gay for pay since you aren't getting the jobs anymore.
Alas Intel and NVIDIA....your going the way of Rome....let the streets burn. Wow. That was quick and didn't explain shit...but then again if it did you would probably be asleep in three sentences....I would explain my opinions and the let down on the money to performance...and all that but fuck it. Ill just sum it up right here.....:
Buy old shit. Find a guy or girl...we being pc here...wait....or Bruce....and get em to set ya up with some budget box. Pay fifty bucks and toss in a hundred more....win. If you game...throw out about hundred more. Then your on modern titles, running high ass settings and you didn't even spend three hundred bucks. Ive been on the high end and the old end...and I can say atm I don't give no fucks either way. I like not having a car priced pc though. If it dies...oh well buy a new slush box and make name it Charlie since its gonna be winning.
Just don't cut your hand on the fan...cause well...aids...and shit but..hey you knew there had to be something wrong with it right? Like the two legged pure bred dog you bought...hey he can still breed....he just might need a wheel chair to get there.
No but really. I had a lot to say but of course forgot. Its like a limp dick and you forgot your Chinese Viagra. I'm just hyped to be back at the desk...with my beat up old dell no less. I don't know why people say these shits are slow...guess they are slow. Its what you make of it. use some of them brains...I mean I have two after all...and get it up and running. Did I already talk about that?
Shit while we are on the subject why not. Anyone see how fast the technology race has come to a sketching halt? Intel slowed down wayyyy down Amd came up like they brought a gun to a stick fight....Crypto currency was fisting everyone then of course ran its course again...and now NVIDIA has all this stock sitting there. Game consoles bring out mid gen upgrades still using one step off from tablet or cell phone cpus.
I'm not bitching lol I'm just defending the old tech some of us still have. A processor from Intel from ten years ago can still support you if you find a working board of course. It can still kick ass and cost about thirty bucks. You wont be cutting edge but you will club a PS4 or Xbox one like a baby seal trying to say hello to a viking. Its just ironic how they really did it to themselves. Your the big dick on the block but your opponent learned how to work it....and hes almost as big now...but throwing it better....now your gonna be stuck in gay for pay since you aren't getting the jobs anymore.
Alas Intel and NVIDIA....your going the way of Rome....let the streets burn. Wow. That was quick and didn't explain shit...but then again if it did you would probably be asleep in three sentences....I would explain my opinions and the let down on the money to performance...and all that but fuck it. Ill just sum it up right here.....:
Buy old shit. Find a guy or girl...we being pc here...wait....or Bruce....and get em to set ya up with some budget box. Pay fifty bucks and toss in a hundred more....win. If you game...throw out about hundred more. Then your on modern titles, running high ass settings and you didn't even spend three hundred bucks. Ive been on the high end and the old end...and I can say atm I don't give no fucks either way. I like not having a car priced pc though. If it dies...oh well buy a new slush box and make name it Charlie since its gonna be winning.
Just don't cut your hand on the fan...cause well...aids...and shit but..hey you knew there had to be something wrong with it right? Like the two legged pure bred dog you bought...hey he can still breed....he just might need a wheel chair to get there.