So what do we have here?  Another crack house on fire?  A dumpster filed with offal?  Maybe...or it's just another day another twelve beers...ah it's Thursday. 

Sounds like a good intro to a speech huh?  Do you need me to continue?  Should I dissect it...desiccate it...masturbate all over it?  Get all Trent Reznor on it...put my fist in it?  Shoot on it...paint it up?  Maybe break down how easy we the people fuck ourselves.