Now I know how exciting all the current propaganda and all this collusion shit is but I figured I'd slow my roll on down and get back to basics. No...not the cigarettes you used to buy for like one dollar tax and all and cost what eight dollars a pack now....hipster and old guy shit....just like PBR and homosexuality...but I digress.
Oh no. He said the H word in a derogatory way....have you been here before? did you even read the fucking sign on the way in??? I was being nice by putting it like that...look at the context....you know what...nvm. It's all good...on we continue...to VICTORY!
Really I was just thinking one day...yeah that again. And I was thinking about women...no surprise there eh? Now before you throw a Molotov in the huge window of the room I write these in....hear me out...I am....like sharing this with and shit? Does that compute better now?
Really though, I was just doing the Batman observation thing....but with a side of the Joker I suppose. I kinda ponder....you see this hot female, carry themselves well, very pretty....young...and you kinda see em at the wrong angle and then...the man experience post a question.....
Your like...she does indeed look nice..but how much of that is the clothes, like you see em and you see that boob to the side and you kinda wonder...that thing is like a stretched balloon....or kinda deflated basket ball I bet. I mean it could be untrue...but just look at the physics and the kind of sick jokes that life will pull on you.
Of course we would still, date, mate, hit it. Never forget that part. It was just an observation. I have on the same hand looked at women that most men my age...my generation....my friends....shit most men that are in a similar demographic to me would say Ugh no.
I look at them with the same eye and say well, and I can begin my diatribe on what they don't see...which is of course probably what they do see...but I don't care if they don't. I mean if they want women that are shaped like young men...that's cool....I mean....Never Land Ranch is for sale right? They could all go in on it.....
I didn't explain that one well though did I now. No probably not, I'm talking about what these guys call "Big Girls", I wont lie to you a thin petite woman can be attractive indeed, all women can and are....but a woman with just a touch more?
Yeah. Then the look is....hmm. Interesting, I have gone on too long and that sucks since I cant get into it much more....but same thing would apply here. They look nice and carry themselves well? That's a winner...gets the gears turning.......the loins burning....and who the fuck came up with the loins thing>??? A fucking cannibal?
Oh yeah, and when you see a girl like this...you probably aint gotta worry about deflated football titties :) Just saying...
Really I was just thinking one day...yeah that again. And I was thinking about women...no surprise there eh? Now before you throw a Molotov in the huge window of the room I write these in....hear me out...I am....like sharing this with and shit? Does that compute better now?
Really though, I was just doing the Batman observation thing....but with a side of the Joker I suppose. I kinda ponder....you see this hot female, carry themselves well, very pretty....young...and you kinda see em at the wrong angle and then...the man experience post a question.....
Your like...she does indeed look nice..but how much of that is the clothes, like you see em and you see that boob to the side and you kinda wonder...that thing is like a stretched balloon....or kinda deflated basket ball I bet. I mean it could be untrue...but just look at the physics and the kind of sick jokes that life will pull on you.
Of course we would still, date, mate, hit it. Never forget that part. It was just an observation. I have on the same hand looked at women that most men my age...my generation....my friends....shit most men that are in a similar demographic to me would say Ugh no.
I look at them with the same eye and say well, and I can begin my diatribe on what they don't see...which is of course probably what they do see...but I don't care if they don't. I mean if they want women that are shaped like young men...that's cool....I mean....Never Land Ranch is for sale right? They could all go in on it.....
I didn't explain that one well though did I now. No probably not, I'm talking about what these guys call "Big Girls", I wont lie to you a thin petite woman can be attractive indeed, all women can and are....but a woman with just a touch more?
Yeah. Then the look is....hmm. Interesting, I have gone on too long and that sucks since I cant get into it much more....but same thing would apply here. They look nice and carry themselves well? That's a winner...gets the gears turning.......the loins burning....and who the fuck came up with the loins thing>??? A fucking cannibal?
Oh yeah, and when you see a girl like this...you probably aint gotta worry about deflated football titties :) Just saying...
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