Now I don't know if you are like me....well shit. I certainly hope you aren't. That wouldn't do well for the world....or my fragile sense of ego. It would probably crumble like a fart being blowin into a box fan covered with dryer sheets and strawberries.
Now that I got that confession out the way....I guess I'm just blowing off steam....maybe I need my med's *med?* Not plural....I ain't crazy....don't look at me like that. Or perhaps the worlds just shat where it eats too long. I don't know....but I think I get a twinge of caring here and there.....and when you care....that's when shit get real. I mean someone can tell you they don't give a fuck all day.....and then go out and key your car....throw a brick through your window....give you the silent treatment.....yeah you dong give no fucks? Naw. You certainly do.
Action is an act of at least caring about the situation at hand. Maybe that's why I stay so damn inactive...like a virus frozen in a river of.....mouth breathers and egg drop soup. That's about what the vision looks like from my side. I just need to stabilize and sit back in the i c u with a beer and cigar while watching some good ole TV and laughing that everyone's out there crying about my plight.
Man, this really seems morose or angry.....maybe it's cause I ain't got it. now I know your thinking of what "it" is. Maybe your right. Maybe its money, pussy, drugs, alcohol, talent, morals, fitness, true love, a dog, a cat.....you get the picture. Maybe your right....or maybe I just want some cake and cookies.
With ice cream.
When did we get ice cream?
Where is my fucking ice cream! I bet some leftist ate it....or maybe Trump. Yes Trump took time out of his day to eat my fucking ice cream. I bet he shared it with some aliens while he was at it.....probably after the alien aborted thirty five fetuses......then put them in the milk shake.....and then the alien got put on trail cause he was in Alabama....but he was also wanted for a me too situation...but the woman he harasses was really a man....so they don't know what to do.....unless he....wait....She...cuts off that thang.....wait.....what?
Action is an act of at least caring about the situation at hand. Maybe that's why I stay so damn inactive...like a virus frozen in a river of.....mouth breathers and egg drop soup. That's about what the vision looks like from my side. I just need to stabilize and sit back in the i c u with a beer and cigar while watching some good ole TV and laughing that everyone's out there crying about my plight.
Man, this really seems morose or angry.....maybe it's cause I ain't got it. now I know your thinking of what "it" is. Maybe your right. Maybe its money, pussy, drugs, alcohol, talent, morals, fitness, true love, a dog, a cat.....you get the picture. Maybe your right....or maybe I just want some cake and cookies.
With ice cream.
When did we get ice cream?
Where is my fucking ice cream! I bet some leftist ate it....or maybe Trump. Yes Trump took time out of his day to eat my fucking ice cream. I bet he shared it with some aliens while he was at it.....probably after the alien aborted thirty five fetuses......then put them in the milk shake.....and then the alien got put on trail cause he was in Alabama....but he was also wanted for a me too situation...but the woman he harasses was really a man....so they don't know what to do.....unless he....wait....She...cuts off that thang.....wait.....what?
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