So here we are...back again and a week late...as I watch my delusions of grandeur go strait down the toilet like the shit I let roll off the end of my fingertips...onto the keyboard....on a notepad....to the food you eat at your local McDonald's....
Well beside that and the health department chaining the doors to your local Ronald McDonald house as we speak..don't worry I have some nice bolt cutters in the trunk. As you know by now...I always have to make a title that may well hint at in a rather subtle way...the content included within. This ain't no fucking cracker jack box....but it may include a prize if you close your eyes and open your mouth.....
Well, recently I saw this article with once again....Final Fantasy VII. The remake....fr fr game play! Omg drop your baby and run to the screen to watch! I was a huge fan...the game was epic...it was life...as I have well written here before.....but this?
THIS>>? Yeah. Cry for help much Square? You beating this dead horse then trying to feed us the worms that came out again? Ok Crisis Core was an ok episode, it was a nice explanation and prelude...and Im sure a quick buck. I can live with this. That,s....ok. Then you get a movie! It was pretty good. It had some action it was a continuation a bit of an after the smoke thing...cool.
Ok so I am saying how good they did again? No, I just want you to know I'm not here with pitchforks and torches, just like a lighter and maybe a gas can...a small one though. See they announced this "Remake" Like...shit...Ps3 time. And no you don,t need to correct me with that was simply a demo dick's. They said before the end of all that and maybe at the start of Ps4 they were indeed doing a remake. Ok so it was like 2014....and official in 2015. So four years and you give us a few seconds of game play?
Wow. Badass work there for your messianic game guys. You need a fucking gold star on the wall! Oh!! wait....all this...and and...did you remember they said this was going to be Episodic?! Oh wow. Let me pay you 300 bucks for a game that could be seventy and I go home like wow. With a big hardon and a tear in my eye. Did I talk about this same shit before??? Why am I feeling Deja vu....and why do I feel like the other one about this was better?
Like when you got drunk...were super horny and you fucked this fat chick....and then you forgot...so you get a little desperate...and you hit the same fat chick up...forgetting you fucked her before....and go back...and think...that's....familiar...but wasn't it....Better? Or am I just suffering the beginnings of dementia.....I'd have to ask myself that before and after the fact...maybe during...and hope I lose my erection...but no. That never happens when you want it to.
Ok guys, girls....sexually confused people that should be spending their time figuring this shit out included......end of rant...not rant...maybe just a rice and mushroom soup fueled spoiled chicken salad day dream...where the rabbit gets the Trix at the end.
I just don't know.
You tell me.
Or not. Wait. Please don't.
Well, recently I saw this article with once again....Final Fantasy VII. The remake....fr fr game play! Omg drop your baby and run to the screen to watch! I was a huge fan...the game was epic...it was life...as I have well written here before.....but this?
THIS>>? Yeah. Cry for help much Square? You beating this dead horse then trying to feed us the worms that came out again? Ok Crisis Core was an ok episode, it was a nice explanation and prelude...and Im sure a quick buck. I can live with this. That,s....ok. Then you get a movie! It was pretty good. It had some action it was a continuation a bit of an after the smoke thing...cool.
Ok so I am saying how good they did again? No, I just want you to know I'm not here with pitchforks and torches, just like a lighter and maybe a gas can...a small one though. See they announced this "Remake" Like...shit...Ps3 time. And no you don,t need to correct me with that was simply a demo dick's. They said before the end of all that and maybe at the start of Ps4 they were indeed doing a remake. Ok so it was like 2014....and official in 2015. So four years and you give us a few seconds of game play?
Wow. Badass work there for your messianic game guys. You need a fucking gold star on the wall! Oh!! wait....all this...and and...did you remember they said this was going to be Episodic?! Oh wow. Let me pay you 300 bucks for a game that could be seventy and I go home like wow. With a big hardon and a tear in my eye. Did I talk about this same shit before??? Why am I feeling Deja vu....and why do I feel like the other one about this was better?
Like when you got drunk...were super horny and you fucked this fat chick....and then you forgot...so you get a little desperate...and you hit the same fat chick up...forgetting you fucked her before....and go back...and think...that's....familiar...but wasn't it....Better? Or am I just suffering the beginnings of dementia.....I'd have to ask myself that before and after the fact...maybe during...and hope I lose my erection...but no. That never happens when you want it to.
Ok guys, girls....sexually confused people that should be spending their time figuring this shit out included......end of rant...not rant...maybe just a rice and mushroom soup fueled spoiled chicken salad day dream...where the rabbit gets the Trix at the end.
I just don't know.
You tell me.
Or not. Wait. Please don't.
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