Yeah, did I ever tell you how much I hate marshmallows? Rice crispies get a pass, hard pass but they are at least edible. They don’t cause scanners head explosive reactions, but don’t really get my dick hard either. Now with that said, I especially hate Lucky Charms. Nothing good comes from a Leprechaun. Them mf’s carry bed bugs, shake babies, drown puppies, and have a needle they shared with Charlie Sheen on hand at all times.
By this point…I know I am reaching the mid point in life (maybe 60% done who
the fuck knows….I’m not a doctor.)
You ever get in a bad spot in life? Start drinking….and just sit in the dark with some music, and think man this is therapeutic. Then one day ya get a bunch of shrooms. You grind em up, put some lemon juice on em and take em. Nice! I don’t feel like warmed over dog dick after it got squeezed out of a turds ass!
So I got up today to pour myself a drink. And ya know what? The bottle was empty.
I mean I know I showed up to work pretty lit the other day but I thought, man I'm getting old.
Na, you drank 85% of that bottle buddy. Didn’t get sucked or fucked but ya got drunk. Like
Proper drunk, none of this I'm drunk shit from when you were twenty, this being oh about one forty.