Yeah, did I ever tell you how much I hate marshmallows?  Rice crispies get a pass, hard pass but they are at least edible.  They don’t cause scanners head explosive reactions, but don’t really get my dick hard either.  Now with that said, I especially hate Lucky Charms.  Nothing good comes from a Leprechaun.  Them mf’s carry bed bugs, shake babies, drown puppies, and have a needle they shared with Charlie Sheen on hand at all times.

By this point…I know I am reaching the mid point in life (maybe 60% done who
the fuck knows….I’m not a doctor.)

You ever get in a bad spot in life?  Start drinking….and just sit in the dark with some music, and think man this is therapeutic.  Then one day ya get a bunch of shrooms.  You grind em up, put some lemon juice on em and take em. Nice!  I don’t feel like warmed over dog dick after it got squeezed out of a turds ass!