You ever get in a bad spot in life? Start drinking….and just sit in the dark with some music, and think man this is therapeutic. Then one day ya get a bunch of shrooms. You grind em up, put some lemon juice on em and take em. Nice! I don’t feel like warmed over dog dick after it got squeezed out of a turds ass!
But then…you decide you’re a professional. You say hero dose? Well I am a SUPER HERO…Ima take more than that! Fuck these pussies. So you set up the scene, not that one in your bedroom dungeon, you set up to relax with your Mario pipe cleaners and Koopa Scoopas. Then you realize a hero dose….it's not pipe cleaners…this motherfucker is a star from Mario…except ya cant move. You ain't doin no flips and crushin the enemy my guy. That’s angel dust if you are, pcp….a dipper..you probably smoked that shit got naked and woke up with that 1980s hulk toy up your ass. Not the secret wars one…the fucking 18” tall one. Shoulders and all.
I will say this, I did a dose, it was over five grams but under ten. I did not shove hulk up my ass, don’t have one now….but I wasn’t even able to move my arms after full effect hit. I was like toad….a fucking fungus growing on my couch for about five hours post kill an elephant dose. But it wasn’t bad. Was it medicinal? Hell no. It was fucking drugs at this point. I can take 1gram, I can take 2 and I'm cool chill, go to your moms and hangout with the kids type shit. Get up go to work and smile the next day level. Now this? Nope. I lay there like a slug….it was my only defense. I watched the Joker…shit was insane. You could feel the story…surround sound? No motherfucker this is surround feeling. This shit was the greatest film of all time. I mean sunshine of your life comes on and you shit your pants…it is the greatest moment in cinematic fucking history at this point.
You get on messenger you start messaging everyone….until you cant move your fingers…wont take but about an hour. Am I trying to make this sound bad? Scary? Na. Its fucking great. It has the whole hippie thing going. It’s a religious experience. Closer to go shit, love is God and God is love? Take yourself 4G+ and you'll agree…I know I did. Fantastic experience. Solo experience though. Like my sex life, but hey who needs people farm animals or aliens? I sure as fuck don’t as long as I have my five lucky friends and can make a fist.
Another thing I learned by eating prestigious amounts of these Nintendo tm mushrooms? Man….the music of the late sixties to seventies was good. I mean I generally find it quite distasteful…but after this experience the doobie brothers get a pass from me. Shit had me feelin every note even if I couldn’t lift my sack to save it from a fire. Nine inch nails? Don’t get me started, they inducted Trent into the rock and roll hall of fame and I thought I’d cry, this mf deserved it! You watch the interview and you’re the happiest mf ever for this guy and he could give too shits and half a fuck about what some sweaty drugged out bastard thinks. But you feel it…it’s great. The opposite of ninety percent of life. Its actually a genuine good feeling, good will towards men? Shit them dudes were high as fuck.
I'm tellin ya, Joe Rogan was on to something about how a monkey man ate a mushroom and his brain grew twelve times. I'm a fucking believer now!
I will say this, I did a dose, it was over five grams but under ten. I did not shove hulk up my ass, don’t have one now….but I wasn’t even able to move my arms after full effect hit. I was like toad….a fucking fungus growing on my couch for about five hours post kill an elephant dose. But it wasn’t bad. Was it medicinal? Hell no. It was fucking drugs at this point. I can take 1gram, I can take 2 and I'm cool chill, go to your moms and hangout with the kids type shit. Get up go to work and smile the next day level. Now this? Nope. I lay there like a slug….it was my only defense. I watched the Joker…shit was insane. You could feel the story…surround sound? No motherfucker this is surround feeling. This shit was the greatest film of all time. I mean sunshine of your life comes on and you shit your pants…it is the greatest moment in cinematic fucking history at this point.
You get on messenger you start messaging everyone….until you cant move your fingers…wont take but about an hour. Am I trying to make this sound bad? Scary? Na. Its fucking great. It has the whole hippie thing going. It’s a religious experience. Closer to go shit, love is God and God is love? Take yourself 4G+ and you'll agree…I know I did. Fantastic experience. Solo experience though. Like my sex life, but hey who needs people farm animals or aliens? I sure as fuck don’t as long as I have my five lucky friends and can make a fist.
Another thing I learned by eating prestigious amounts of these Nintendo tm mushrooms? Man….the music of the late sixties to seventies was good. I mean I generally find it quite distasteful…but after this experience the doobie brothers get a pass from me. Shit had me feelin every note even if I couldn’t lift my sack to save it from a fire. Nine inch nails? Don’t get me started, they inducted Trent into the rock and roll hall of fame and I thought I’d cry, this mf deserved it! You watch the interview and you’re the happiest mf ever for this guy and he could give too shits and half a fuck about what some sweaty drugged out bastard thinks. But you feel it…it’s great. The opposite of ninety percent of life. Its actually a genuine good feeling, good will towards men? Shit them dudes were high as fuck.
I'm tellin ya, Joe Rogan was on to something about how a monkey man ate a mushroom and his brain grew twelve times. I'm a fucking believer now!
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