The best thing you can hear…..spaghetti tonight! The worst part of it though? Can you cook it? That ladies is a mans worst nightmare. Well, ok to be fair one of many worst nightmares, but I’m sure we have had plenty of those moments here. Why is he on here rambling about spaghetti you say? Who the fuck cares?! Who cares about anything you ever read here? Oh, I forgot….you are a bastion of intellect that only comes here to wax poetic about your superiority. Gotcha, sorry for the mistake boss!