Yeah I know, every title I have written in the last what....ten years is some strange acronym or some fucked up spelling of what it is. Sue me. No really don't....I ain't go no fucking money...and I ain't gonna pay you anyways. With that out of the way...on to today's letter of the day!
As I sit down, sipping (consuming an entire bottle) on Elijah Craig, try it! Hits hard but smooth! Anyways, I just finished some project I have on the burner, this one not burned to shit like last nights ramen meal either! When I was stricken by an idea....almost an epiphany! I was thinking back while listening to classical music about peace...and the people who demand it...ask for it...insist thats all they want in life....(so many women I am looking at you here) when it is the last thing a motherfucker will ever have if they stick that bologna log in the roast beast.
Yeah.
I just want peace is a flag redder than when she forgot her plan b and you decided it was too good to pull out! We all did it before, I can't blame ya. I mean I did it with women I was "with" for years...and you did it with some skank that was there at last call....but hey....no fingers pointing here....at you....and the massive child support debt you owe....none! We are all bros here man!
Wait...off track we went, like yoda when he decided to smoke crack with an albino wookie on that planet full of furries that fuck anything with three dollars and a light sabre....yeah you didnt catch that one did ya? It was some wild shit! Anyways. Back to peace on earth and for MEN.
Yeah.
Not gonna do it. You won't see it when they mention it. Beat it up, down and around but don't stick around. If she says she just wants peace in a moment of extreme duress OK thats a pass, but when it's on the front page of the ad to sell what she brings to the table? Run my guy. Run the fuck away and don't look back. You can get ten times cheaper, and I don't mean you gotta pay for it, pussy out there. This one you'd wish you had spent the money on a Vegas hooker after you go bankrupt and she don't have shit to show or even to say nice about your ass.
Ask me how I know! Well don't. Because I don't want to go into it. Shit is personal or some shit. But yeah thats the psa for this year, hope it saves at least one of you motherfuckers from seven years of dodging debt collectors and lawsuits. If you don't listen then you get what you put in.
FUCKED.
Yeah.
I just want peace is a flag redder than when she forgot her plan b and you decided it was too good to pull out! We all did it before, I can't blame ya. I mean I did it with women I was "with" for years...and you did it with some skank that was there at last call....but hey....no fingers pointing here....at you....and the massive child support debt you owe....none! We are all bros here man!
Wait...off track we went, like yoda when he decided to smoke crack with an albino wookie on that planet full of furries that fuck anything with three dollars and a light sabre....yeah you didnt catch that one did ya? It was some wild shit! Anyways. Back to peace on earth and for MEN.
Yeah.
Not gonna do it. You won't see it when they mention it. Beat it up, down and around but don't stick around. If she says she just wants peace in a moment of extreme duress OK thats a pass, but when it's on the front page of the ad to sell what she brings to the table? Run my guy. Run the fuck away and don't look back. You can get ten times cheaper, and I don't mean you gotta pay for it, pussy out there. This one you'd wish you had spent the money on a Vegas hooker after you go bankrupt and she don't have shit to show or even to say nice about your ass.
Ask me how I know! Well don't. Because I don't want to go into it. Shit is personal or some shit. But yeah thats the psa for this year, hope it saves at least one of you motherfuckers from seven years of dodging debt collectors and lawsuits. If you don't listen then you get what you put in.
FUCKED.
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