So I got up today to pour myself a drink.  And ya know what?  The bottle was empty.
I mean I know I showed up to work pretty lit the other day but I thought, man I'm getting old.
Na, you drank 85% of that bottle buddy.  Didn’t get sucked or fucked but ya got drunk.  Like
Proper drunk, none of this I'm drunk shit from when you were twenty, this being oh about one forty.

Here we go!

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