Well I let this guy, a wolf spider? No, a Grass Spider, move in since he has a web which is easily viewed etc. Then I sit down at my computer to watch some Hulu while I ponder my day and lament this fucking cut on my finger tip.
Yes, a paper cut I suppose. It fucking hurts when your typing. Fuck you. You know I do this for you, and you know this finger flogging is the more action than you have seen in years.
Anyways. So I'm sitting here and lo and behold, along comes another fucking spider. I mean I can deal with em, but this one just drops down all Todd Mcfarlane style in front of me happy as can be.
Oh and it's a scary looking fucking spider, not so much to me, but to most. It's all arachnophobia and shit, lurking right in front of me, since it knows the rules. It knew I wouldn't kill it..it just thought hey Billy Bo spider lives in the window, fuck it Ima live right here in the light where ALL the fucking bugs come to party.
Yeah. NO.
So I take an empty pill bottle..not like yours. I dont need dick medicine or narcotics, its an empty vitamin bottle, and I lock the spider up in it, to be released outside. Well when I remember to do it anyway.s
So you wouldn't have done the same eh? You;'d kill that fucker?
I must really be some kind of pussy then huh? Well you know in the greater scheme of things this spider is hardly of any consequence to me. Like most people in life.
Yeah they dont hit a blip on the radar, not even a fuck you anymore...I suppose I should start drinking and smoking again...but wouldn't that shrink my dick? I mean...It's all stronger now and shit.
What? You dont believe me? Da fuck you know anyways. I aint been sexting you, least not with the order of protection and all.....
Ok folks, Ima let this spider out.
And when the giant spiders come down to kill us all...I hope they remember my mercy to their ancestors....as for you? Yeah, GG guys.
So I let a spider live in my window. Yeah near the as unit, eating little gnats and shit. Maybe its like me saying sorry I killed your pa back in the day. That being the silver dollar size spider that decided to lurk in my bed. Yeah thats off the table. No deal. Game over.
Anyways. So I'm sitting here and lo and behold, along comes another fucking spider. I mean I can deal with em, but this one just drops down all Todd Mcfarlane style in front of me happy as can be.
Oh and it's a scary looking fucking spider, not so much to me, but to most. It's all arachnophobia and shit, lurking right in front of me, since it knows the rules. It knew I wouldn't kill it..it just thought hey Billy Bo spider lives in the window, fuck it Ima live right here in the light where ALL the fucking bugs come to party.
Yeah. NO.
So I take an empty pill bottle..not like yours. I dont need dick medicine or narcotics, its an empty vitamin bottle, and I lock the spider up in it, to be released outside. Well when I remember to do it anyway.s
So you wouldn't have done the same eh? You;'d kill that fucker?
I must really be some kind of pussy then huh? Well you know in the greater scheme of things this spider is hardly of any consequence to me. Like most people in life.
Yeah they dont hit a blip on the radar, not even a fuck you anymore...I suppose I should start drinking and smoking again...but wouldn't that shrink my dick? I mean...It's all stronger now and shit.
What? You dont believe me? Da fuck you know anyways. I aint been sexting you, least not with the order of protection and all.....
Ok folks, Ima let this spider out.
And when the giant spiders come down to kill us all...I hope they remember my mercy to their ancestors....as for you? Yeah, GG guys.
So I let a spider live in my window. Yeah near the as unit, eating little gnats and shit. Maybe its like me saying sorry I killed your pa back in the day. That being the silver dollar size spider that decided to lurk in my bed. Yeah thats off the table. No deal. Game over.
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