You wanna can a shit stain and call it art? Go on now dig up Andy Warhol and fuck the corpse, oral or anal it don't matter since skeletons got no face. But seriously? Wait. Did this guy just say seriously? Is it Christmas or thanksgiving or his birthday....no no and everyday bitches. I thought I would communicate in a more appropriate way...hence the slang styling that's I'm trying to pick up from the youth here today...like all these hellbillys I see at work everyday. I think they inspired me and some of the things I think/say...such as...
One day...in a rare moment of foresight....sans the foreskin...I got clipped by a slant eyed doctor...and I have....slanty eyes...wait a minute....never mind that. ok So one day I was talking about life and some commercial was playing...what was it like some Molly Ringwald self help after school special about how the neighbors dog touched your we we or something and I was being nagged....what else? By the woman, so I said life was like a 12 step program. I think I went into some tirade about the 12....thought I couldn't be bothered, a true test your might moment there...and your playing johnny cage being all vanilla ice and shit btw, to explain them here...since I forgot. I think Micheal J Fox and Kirk Cameron tried to poison me with some kind of Tesla death ray but it didn't work and just fucked up my memory worse than crystal meth and weed smoke combined with doing a porn shoot for bobby rick with my pants off and no condom while I got fluffed by Mellisa etheridge.
Back to the point though...wait what was the point? how life is in 12 steps? I don't remember which one you get the shit on your boot....or worse yet your socks...but I think its 6. I never liked six much, though I can assure you id rather fuck her any day over that man beast Blossom, does anyone even remember that show anyways? Or did the death ray send me into some odd time/space warp and Im the only one that ever had to be tormented by watching that shit? Heavy shit....almost like eating a plutonium burrito with some bp oil spill on top.
Ok That's enough love and delusional drug induced fisting for one month peoples. Try not to get your dick stuck in any eletric sockets or bottles stuck in your pussies....I will not be rvsping for those events.
Back to the point though...wait what was the point? how life is in 12 steps? I don't remember which one you get the shit on your boot....or worse yet your socks...but I think its 6. I never liked six much, though I can assure you id rather fuck her any day over that man beast Blossom, does anyone even remember that show anyways? Or did the death ray send me into some odd time/space warp and Im the only one that ever had to be tormented by watching that shit? Heavy shit....almost like eating a plutonium burrito with some bp oil spill on top.
Ok That's enough love and delusional drug induced fisting for one month peoples. Try not to get your dick stuck in any eletric sockets or bottles stuck in your pussies....I will not be rvsping for those events.
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