I haven't, LOL. I have thought it though. I was like man am I in love here? Then I looked down...and I saw that evil penny wise smile on my dick...and I was like OH! You DO MOTHERFUCKER! And then the love died. Fucking dick. Evil dick bastard. Now for women....and sissy men I suppose I can see why when where and how this happens. I mean both have vaginas...manginas...or just plain out have an out of control case of penis envy.
I mean you dont let that bastard behind the wheel. We all do it at least once in life, but shit when you can finally find the one you stand, fuck it be happy. Proclaim it? Well. Maybe. I dont. I wont. Actions and words and all you know?
Married? No. Never probably. Then it gets called "Domestic Partnership". Yeah. Makes you sound fucking gay. I know. But that's how you gotta do it to get Uncle SAM to let you use the fucking insurance you pay your ass off for every month. Insurance to pay for what works fucks up for you....nice. I wish I had though of that one.......kind of like the rep o man that steals your shit if you do or dont pay...damned if you do fucked if you dont.
So that's kinda just a day...brought back to you by a blast from the past....the Letter "A" like alla you hoes want to get wit me. Or A bitch aint shit but....well we all know. Don't we children....yes. Yes we do.