Fourtey eight? What the fuck man. I dont even think its the spanish influence...I like my womens pasty like ice cream normall. And you know I fucked a woman that was fourty five and she didnt look half as good as Salma Heyek will at eighty five, shit. Hell I slept with women in their thirties that look older than she does. I mean...wait...your questining why I am talking about Salma Heyek?
Well would you rather me be gay and talk about Leo DiCaprio? Yeah probably. But this is my blog so fuck you. She's fucking hot as shit...its so rediculous....I just have a hard time discerning her age from mine.
So ima cut this shit short before I get a boner and go to jail for a rape scene on my Yamakasi here...thats a monitor for you uniformed types....thirty fucking inches of monitor too. The old school big dick of the display world....before 4K came...but hey thats like having a dick extention...its cheating.
In closing if you see this Salma Heyek, or your esteemed friends....come see me. I can promise I dont need Hollywood to make you forget the stars...and I wont even put a bag over your head or use a loggin chain. I promise.