Yeah so I was trollin...er pertrollin the whole inter webs and hit that playboy swag that they do now. Its linked up to your FB page like Magic Johnson and dirty needles, so I figured why not. I go check it out. Its got the one about women that look amazing for their age.
Hollywood women now. Not like a regular woman that's gotta work for it....though I will say in general women are looking better on average...while us men...well we look like shit, too many fucking Johnny Cash wannabes and hipsters polluting the bars and back woods BBQs....but I digress. Yeah I saw some of those women...and one of the ones that automatically jumps out is Salma Heyek. Oi. Fucking. Vay.
Fourtey eight? What the fuck man. I dont even think its the spanish influence...I like my womens pasty like ice cream normall. And you know I fucked a woman that was fourty five and she didnt look half as good as Salma Heyek will at eighty five, shit. Hell I slept with women in their thirties that look older than she does. I mean...wait...your questining why I am talking about Salma Heyek?
Well would you rather me be gay and talk about Leo DiCaprio? Yeah probably. But this is my blog so fuck you. She's fucking hot as shit...its so rediculous....I just have a hard time discerning her age from mine.
So ima cut this shit short before I get a boner and go to jail for a rape scene on my Yamakasi here...thats a monitor for you uniformed types....thirty fucking inches of monitor too. The old school big dick of the display world....before 4K came...but hey thats like having a dick extention...its cheating.
In closing if you see this Salma Heyek, or your esteemed friends....come see me. I can promise I dont need Hollywood to make you forget the stars...and I wont even put a bag over your head or use a loggin chain. I promise.
Fourtey eight? What the fuck man. I dont even think its the spanish influence...I like my womens pasty like ice cream normall. And you know I fucked a woman that was fourty five and she didnt look half as good as Salma Heyek will at eighty five, shit. Hell I slept with women in their thirties that look older than she does. I mean...wait...your questining why I am talking about Salma Heyek?
Well would you rather me be gay and talk about Leo DiCaprio? Yeah probably. But this is my blog so fuck you. She's fucking hot as shit...its so rediculous....I just have a hard time discerning her age from mine.
So ima cut this shit short before I get a boner and go to jail for a rape scene on my Yamakasi here...thats a monitor for you uniformed types....thirty fucking inches of monitor too. The old school big dick of the display world....before 4K came...but hey thats like having a dick extention...its cheating.
In closing if you see this Salma Heyek, or your esteemed friends....come see me. I can promise I dont need Hollywood to make you forget the stars...and I wont even put a bag over your head or use a loggin chain. I promise.
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