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Pump U Up

8/1/2015

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So your new here?  After all these years...you were a child when I started here?  You dont know what it means when I say one more?
Well.  One more can have many connotations...annotations...or meanings...yeah it can be like the beer bible...the Austin Idol...Doink the Clown....wait. What?  Yeah.  One more says fuck it to you...i need some party lime flavored diet coke mixed drinks with a heavy dose of eighties metal and good company.

Well.  I suppose yours would count.  Wait...you'll take your shirt off?  Well then maybe your pants..and that will change everything.  Your gonna be like the grocery cart that doesn't have a broke wheel and doesn't shock the fuck out of you every three feet.  Yeah that's kinda the shit.
Yeah.  YAYA. 

Fuck it. Suck it, put duck sauce on your dick and fuck three women and call em Daffy.  I mean, try it.....I did and I swear, my dick got bigger....maybe like a quarter of a quarter inch so I got two but hey that's big....specially if you look at it like legos during an episode of the Simpsons.  
Maybe get an alternate reality...and fuck a blow up doll or two...but wash your ass first cant have clamato and meat pie all over em when you return em on amazon.  

Yeah so fuck it that was weird but you know im at that age where a motherfucker just falls off.  But hey like i said above my dick got bigger....so sight, strength...good looks....or a bigger dick and longer lasting erections...better grab the ring....
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