Then of course Marky Mark will show up in a planet of the apes mask and rape you. Not in the way you like either…he will probably bring his big sledge dildo and tie a brick on the end of his dick before he jumps off a hotel dresser to being the coitus.
Oh and he forgot to bring the soup, taxi money and biscuits…but you got plenty of gravy so why complain…..cause you thought it was a hot date with one of the women off the new transformers but ll you got was Vin Diesel in a wig sporting his new convertible look.
Ok enough of that..I don’t want access Hollywood to put a hit out on me, lets get back to the first subject at hand which is for well few I wont lie…unless you’re an old pervert or young guy into the mature crowd. What the hell is he talking about now you might ask? And what the fuck do you think I'm talking about he will reply to your simian attempt at intellectual sarcasm…
Elvira dumb ass. I would call you numb nuts but I wouldn’t want to insult the people that try to fuck on Hoth. Yeah the good ole mistress of the dark is like what? Seventy three now? Still packing…but with some TMNT kind of skin texture…not so bad as many people even under fifty but still HD does not help..put the white makeup back on Cassie. You can leave the wig off since the red hair is def a turn on coming from a bitch that’s whiter than Dracula's underwear.
I mean orange was the new black like thirty six years ago but who's counting…your dads dad probably remembers Elvira…but unlike this new gen never got wise to finding her nudey pictures on these here inter webs….*insert link*
Yeah you can owe me for that one later ladies…gentlemen…and if you say your straight….you can still look cause I know all women want to see other women naked…especially one like Cassadra Peterson…those things aint melons people…they are works of fucking art. And that’s BEFORE the plastic pussy and tire tube titties craze hit the scene.
This installment of the young and the restless brought to you by the letter “H” like have you got a condom? Followed by…no but I Have a knife…. You do the math people.