Not like I have children or other life matters, now not to discount the other people…few they may be that suffer the same as I do. I mean fuck the few is what they tell you in their disclaimer. Oh and for the record? No hospitals or orphanages or any of that shit anywhere near me So far as I am aware…so don’t put that shit off to that excuse, which is lamer than Nancy Carrigan's legs and Tonya Harding titts. Yeah I saw em. Yeah I regret it to this day.
Then you get on the internet…fucking eight MB connection max. The fucking ghetto back woods right up the way…fifteen miles tops, has sixty. That sixty probably coming at the same price as my six. Wow ten times more for OK, realistically? Ten bucks more a month. Oh and more choice in every way there, every service which makes this price so much better. Less is more is bullshit, in the world of business and economics competition kills stupid pricing and shitty service.
So I suppose that bitch fest is over, though the people that run the show in my town can surely find a dirty dick and suck it, I'm fucking tired of having to live like I'm in the Congo when I live in America. For no better reason than to pay a luxury tax to some fucking taupe wearing jack off that couldn’t get his dick hard if Morpheus game him the blue and the red pill.
Yeah so I said some more. If you don’t like it don’t live here, I know I wouldn’t if I could help it. But I paved this path to self destruction a long time ago and your just getting the gravel off to the side of it…well then sometimes you get a piece like this…the one that chips your fucking windshield on your new car…..from out of nowhere, and your insurance doesn't cover it. So have a nice day and try not to kill yourself if you live here…as much as I know you have it on the itinerary just don’t.
ause If you don’t suffer…who will? Me? Well fuck you. I suffered enough in my own head back before the war…which one? Well fuck you if you gotta ask…cause my ptt got some add for your ass. Talk to my lawyer or take your clothes off either way this discussion is fucked.
So really. Lights out. Well probably. In the middle of winter, and all the heat in these shacks has to be electric…now of course you knew a Christmas carol was not just a work of fiction but is one of the first published conspiracy theories…move over Disney land and Will Smith , its time to get down to the decrease surplus population like cross pollination and bees, knees first.
OK. Seriously put the gun down now. It’s over. Better next time I promise. And have I ever lied to you?