So. I think I'm half done with this volume. It's slow. How many times did I say that? Fifty? Thirty five? Wait for it...Fuck your counting. Yeah you think oh he's all pussy like his name was Teddy Ruxbin now, I can wipe my ass with his not good enough for ad-sense site and just push it off the edge like a bad shot at a Jim Davis bit.
Well. I think in some ways maybe I have reformed a lot in my life. Yeah I think I kinda just decided to say fuck and do what we all do short of dying. But....that's my thing. Don't shit where you eat since you cant see the forest for your knees since you need to shave that shit bitch. Yeah. Did mention that before? Did I go there? I bet I did this volume and I bet you wont remember.
Maybe I should do some Robin Williams in his role as Phillip Seymour Hoffman? No? Well then maybe you reformed to. You fucking posers. So where was I now? Ah yes the public hairs. I mean shit you got animal from the Muppets where I thought your pussy was....what year is this again?
Nineteen fucking seventy four? Shit. Shave that shit.
I mean seriously, reformed or not I can think back, you know rewind the clock with the little hamster running around in it and light the match that threatens to burn his family so he will run again....and think back.....
And I,m assailed by these women that didn't shave that shit. I,m like, well. It was good? Alright passe'? Then ones shaved without warning and like the alien in the movie of the same name you get the sensation of having your soul sucked out by the superior surprise of some Professor X private parts.
So I suppose this became some kind of public announcement by the end, shave your shit ladies. Guys? Don't look at me I dont want to see your fucking dick so go Google if you should do it. Women though I'm as cereal as Capn Crunch....get that shit waxed like Charles Barkley...your significant other, random hook up, fuck buddy....lesbian lover...whatever will thank you.
Maybe I should do some Robin Williams in his role as Phillip Seymour Hoffman? No? Well then maybe you reformed to. You fucking posers. So where was I now? Ah yes the public hairs. I mean shit you got animal from the Muppets where I thought your pussy was....what year is this again?
Nineteen fucking seventy four? Shit. Shave that shit.
I mean seriously, reformed or not I can think back, you know rewind the clock with the little hamster running around in it and light the match that threatens to burn his family so he will run again....and think back.....
And I,m assailed by these women that didn't shave that shit. I,m like, well. It was good? Alright passe'? Then ones shaved without warning and like the alien in the movie of the same name you get the sensation of having your soul sucked out by the superior surprise of some Professor X private parts.
So I suppose this became some kind of public announcement by the end, shave your shit ladies. Guys? Don't look at me I dont want to see your fucking dick so go Google if you should do it. Women though I'm as cereal as Capn Crunch....get that shit waxed like Charles Barkley...your significant other, random hook up, fuck buddy....lesbian lover...whatever will thank you.
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